government job: it haven't set your laptop up yet, but you should have it by the end of the week.

ie same old car brained nimbys demand free public space to park their cars

The proposed News Bargaining Incentive, as currently drafted, does not address the underlying issues in the News Media Bargaining Code on which it is based. Commercially focused eligibility requirements create barriers to participation for small publishers and volunteer-based community media, further entrenching the status quo in a media landscape that is already one of the most concentrated in the world. Funding is needed not only to prop up existing publishers, but to regenerate a battered news industry and better serve Australian communities with relevant and reliable news services.

https://lina.org.au/2026/04/28/news-bargaining-incentive-revenue-distribution/ and https://www.cbaa.org.au/news/cbaa-comms/2026/04/28/response-to-the-news-bargaining-incentive-consulta

you need to give them an email address but you can read some broader thoughts here https://www.crikey.com.au/2026/04/29/news-media-bargaining-incentive-big-tech-australian-news/

we have loads of great independent media that collectively control about 0.01% of the market.

they will not be seeing this money. it's going to the oligarchy controlled legacy media.

juice media did a great bit on the previous iteration of it https://www.thejuicemedia.com/news-corp-bargaining-code/

Genetic data indicate that Greenland sharks diverged from ancestral sleeper sharks in the Canadian Arctic approximately 1–2.34 million years ago

you are off by a bit?!?

early sharks existed back then, not greenland sharks.

i only know this bc the very fun zoo of us podcast did an ep on sharks last week https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/333-great-white-shark/id1463896106?i=1000763230492

sooo fucking useless.

thinks if he sucks up to fossil fuel lobby they wont campaign against his gov... which is just delusional, like appeasing newscorp.

edit: https://aus.social/@nordacious/116486812917823694

looking at you greece ಠ_ಠ

but seriously.. it's hard to eek out an existence in sydney... everything is so fucking expensive.

but peddle to the beach and read a book, it's free and the best thing in town.

more siesta