This is probably the right answer, and I can't fully describe the ennui it provokes. It's like the neighbor's kid you watched build a treehouse with his dad grow up to be repeatedly arrested for drunk and disorderly.

Fuck kalshi. I hope that shit burns to the fucking sub basement. Their shitty adds alone are enough for every cunt involved to deserve a curb stomping.

This is what happened: 100%.

Donald wanted another distraction from the Epstein files and he got one. Another little bit of script for his reality show presidency.

that's what those worthless crypto "bonus" payouts are for.

Big "I'm going to disneyland" vibes here

Sure. But still, was it out of the blue, or did they come up with some kind of script to force it into context?