this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 79 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Being a stay-at-home boyfriend surely has its perks

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bring him where? He literally just stays at home.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I guess you can do whatever all day. I wouldn't pick what they did, but still

[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’ve watched that video lol

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Here is the link, I have no idea of it is good, but start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad:

https://youtu.be/bw3lU5MX_zI?si=FnR-1s7eDRQi0qCv

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

I'm not gonna click that because, knowing myself, I would watch the whole thing, and I need to get some shit done today

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

I love that this is real and exactly as described. 😅

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad

Future is amazing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad

wtf kind of alien tech is this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

yeah, there's a few audio glitches here and there but it's quite fun and digestable if taken in multiple sittings.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Fake: Anon implies they are a woman, but women don't use 4chan.

Gay: Anon, who was established to be a man per last point, has a boyfriend.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Anon is a doomer femboy comfirmed?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Anon implies they are a woman

No?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think the picture of Mai is the implied part.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Anons use pictures of anime girls or whatever as their avatars all the time (or just as a random picture)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I envy his attention span.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

It might just be for background noice

...or they put it on when the partner left and clicked back to it when they came back, hiding their maraton jackoff session

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yea. I want to watch the Down the Rabbit Hole video about EVE Online but it's nearly 6 hours long. I know I'd just zone out after like 20 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Psh, who wouldn't?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Oh my gosh, this video is like Schrodinger sexism. Every time I watch it I switch between thinking it is sexist and thinking it isn't.

Am I bad at media analysis? Or is this legitimately hard to parse?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah, there's little context. I take it as ironic bc they're being stupid. The full video is just as back and forth but it's even more stupid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The video itself is not. It's a parody of sexism.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

To be fair, badwater is a masterpiece of a map.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Now I want to watch that video too