God made gay people. God made gay penguins and animals of all varieties. The only indication from God that gay is bad is from the fallible hands of man interpreting his words.
I don’t think God will be upset.
I feel pretty confident that if there is a god and it is just, then sexual orientation doesn’t even register as a concern. I say this as someone who has been outside recently and seen actual problems.
Outside? In this economy?
It was hot inside and I knew I could hide in the freezer section at the gross n grow
If there was a god and they were just genocides wouldn't exist.
You are right I think their god might be a gay penguin
Having shit stolen from you when you're supposedly all powerful. That's just sad.
Christians. Making God seem like a massive asshole for millennia.
And God not smiting them.
Maybe "he" is an asshole.
TBF if you've read any of the old testament, god is a total asshole and always was.
My favorite story from the Bibble is when during the march of the ~~penguins~~ Hebrews to Canaan, the Hebrews got hungry and whiney. I would likely feel the same taking 40 years to get out of the desert (biblical numerology meaning why the fuck are we still in the desert Moses how do you get lost when you can see the sea and only have to march 450ish miles (at an ungenerous 5 miles per day that takes 3 months)). So YHWH sent them magical floor-bread every night. Then the Hebrews collectively rejected the concept of divine floor-bread and demanded holy floor-meat. So YHWH sent so many quail quesadillas to the Hebrew invasion march that they (and this imagery is part of the Bibble) were so full of quail that it came out their noses. I think the version I read first time said they ate quail until they vomited out they nose, all of them did it's in numbers. At... I can't remember the supposed numbers of the mythical march out of Egypt but let's say 50k-100k people (per tribe? Idk just multiply by 12 I ain't being paid to be a calculator right now) that's so much vomit.
Goofy ol YHWH. Act like you don't like his magic floor bread and he'll send quails to run around in your sinuses or whatever.
It's not God's job to smite assholes. Not a Christian btw.
Minions ! Tonight we steal... the Rainbow !
What DOES God need with a ~~starship~~ rainbow anyway?
The one scene from the movie why I can't dislike it.
This and some of the physical comedy makes me chuckle. I'm a simple person.
Isn't the rainbow a promise that god wouldn't kill a lot of people in the future? Seems like god gave the rainbow to just the right people.
The promise was He wouldn't kill them by flood.
He will kill all of them when Jesus returns, though... by fire, plague, giant man-faced scorpions, and so on.
God moves in mysterious ways like Kinky Steve at the BDSM club.
Can I quote you on this one? You worded it perfectly
Obligatory Dan Hentschel post
Like how coyote stole fire
That was coyote? I've been blaming my cat.
It might have been gayote. idk.
God gave humanity the rainbow, we'll do what we want with it.
Why would they care about he rainbow when they do only black and and white thinking?
It is the big gay fault the straights black and white think. If the straights still had a rainbow
God's rainbow was different, it had a gradient like all those fucking apps with shitty AI integration
Fun fact: the rainbow is seven colors, the pride flag is six (It lacks indigo).
The color Indigo does not exist. It is a deep state plot to get us to like people named Roy
Wrong, we stole it from a leprechaun's pot of gold.
With a little help from a slightly... unhinged barbarian, of course.
We stole the rainbow like Prometheus stole fire from the gods.
The whole fucking color spectrum? Lmao
I wonder if seeing natural rainbows ruins their day.
Old people raving about religious crap should be committed to a home and not allowed to drive or vote.
Preferably Shady Pines
...and then God put them on Earth where the humans live, just like everything else on flags. Are you saying that was unintentional? God made a mistake??? WHAT THE FUCK?? HANG THIS HERETIC!!!
I guess some of you guys want to dispute this whole thing, but I'll gladly accept the accolade of stole the rainbow from god.
This is my favorite alt-right move.
“Racism/sexism/cultural appropriation/systemic inequality doesn’t exist, but if it did, hetero white Christian American men would be the victims.”
Sounds like that "all powerful" God ain't so powerful after all.
Could there perhaps be some flaws in this religion's teachings?... Hmm...
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