God made gay people. God made gay penguins and animals of all varieties. The only indication from God that gay is bad is from the fallible hands of man interpreting his words.

I don’t think God will be upset.

Having shit stolen from you when you're supposedly all powerful. That's just sad.

Christians. Making God seem like a massive asshole for millennia.

And God not smiting them.

Maybe "he" is an asshole.

Minions ! Tonight we steal... the Rainbow !

What DOES God need with a starship rainbow anyway?

Isn't the rainbow a promise that god wouldn't kill a lot of people in the future? Seems like god gave the rainbow to just the right people.

God moves in mysterious ways like Kinky Steve at the BDSM club.

Obligatory Dan Hentschel post

Like how coyote stole fire

God gave humanity the rainbow, we'll do what we want with it.

Why would they care about he rainbow when they do only black and and white thinking?

God's rainbow was different, it had a gradient like all those fucking apps with shitty AI integration

Fun fact: the rainbow is seven colors, the pride flag is six (It lacks indigo).

Wrong, we stole it from a leprechaun's pot of gold.
With a little help from a slightly... unhinged barbarian, of course.

We stole the rainbow like Prometheus stole fire from the gods.

The whole fucking color spectrum? Lmao

I wonder if seeing natural rainbows ruins their day.

Old people raving about religious crap should be committed to a home and not allowed to drive or vote.

...and then God put them on Earth where the humans live, just like everything else on flags. Are you saying that was unintentional? God made a mistake??? WHAT THE FUCK?? HANG THIS HERETIC!!!

I guess some of you guys want to dispute this whole thing, but I'll gladly accept the accolade of stole the rainbow from god.

This is my favorite alt-right move.

“Racism/sexism/cultural appropriation/systemic inequality doesn’t exist, but if it did, hetero white Christian American men would be the victims.”

Sounds like that "all powerful" God ain't so powerful after all.

Could there perhaps be some flaws in this religion's teachings?... Hmm...