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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 54 points 5 days ago

God made gay people. God made gay penguins and animals of all varieties. The only indication from God that gay is bad is from the fallible hands of man interpreting his words.

I don’t think God will be upset.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 30 points 5 days ago

I feel pretty confident that if there is a god and it is just, then sexual orientation doesn’t even register as a concern. I say this as someone who has been outside recently and seen actual problems.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 16 points 5 days ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

It was hot inside and I knew I could hide in the freezer section at the gross n grow

[-] YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

If there was a god and they were just genocides wouldn't exist.

[-] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

It's the classics! If everything is Jahve's will, so is suffering. If it is allowing it to happen, it's evil and shouldn't be worshipped; if it can't prevent it from happening, it's not Jahve. And Jahve will understand and be always merciful to the just, since if it doesn't, it's also evil and not worth worshipping

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

You are right I think their god might be a gay penguin

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[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 5 days ago

Having shit stolen from you when you're supposedly all powerful. That's just sad.

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

God gave humanity the rainbow, we'll do what we want with it.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

God's rainbow was different, it had a gradient like all those fucking apps with shitty AI integration

Office
Google

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

eww eww uugh the red-blue mixing sucks so bad have they never heard of colors before???

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Very common problem.
Computer Color is Broken - minutephysics (04:14)
TL;DW: Most software is too lazy to correct gamma.

Yes, Photoshop and GIMP can correct it before blending colors but I don't think most SVG renderers handle gradients correctly. They could add one or more intermediate colors but every byte counts if you're a AAA frontend dev.

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

yeah i know, gamma is the initial of my middle name

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You're Greek? Or Eastern Slavic? (the Cyrillic Ge looks the same in uppercase)

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago
[-] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

This is my favorite alt-right move.

“Racism/sexism/cultural appropriation/systemic inequality doesn’t exist, but if it did, hetero white Christian American men would be the victims.”

[-] SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago

The whole fucking color spectrum? Lmao

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Christians. Making God seem like a massive asshole for millennia.

And God not smiting them.

Maybe "he" is an asshole.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

TBF if you've read any of the old testament, god is a total asshole and always was.

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[-] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

It's not God's job to smite assholes. Not a Christian btw.

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[-] Ashiette@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Minions ! Tonight we steal... the Rainbow !

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

Old people raving about religious crap should be committed to a home and not allowed to drive or vote.

[-] Exatron@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Preferably Shady Pines

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[-] CubitOom@infosec.pub 13 points 5 days ago

What DOES God need with a ~~starship~~ rainbow anyway?

[-] Herr_S_aus_H@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

The one scene from the movie why I can't dislike it.
This and some of the physical comedy makes me chuckle. I'm a simple person.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

...and then God put them on Earth where the humans live, just like everything else on flags. Are you saying that was unintentional? God made a mistake??? WHAT THE FUCK?? HANG THIS HERETIC!!!

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

God moves in mysterious ways like Kinky Steve at the BDSM club.

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[-] joe@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

I guess some of you guys want to dispute this whole thing, but I'll gladly accept the accolade of stole the rainbow from god.

[-] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 5 days ago

Isn't the rainbow a promise that god wouldn't kill a lot of people in the future? Seems like god gave the rainbow to just the right people.

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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Like how coyote stole fire

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That was coyote? I've been blaming my cat.

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[-] Flower@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

Why would they care about he rainbow when they do only black and and white thinking?

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[-] binux@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Obligatory Dan Hentschel post

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

Fun fact: the rainbow is seven colors, the pride flag is six (It lacks indigo).

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The color Indigo does not exist. It is a deep state plot to get us to like people named Roy

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Prometheus brings fire to humanity, painting

We stole the rainbow like Prometheus stole fire from the gods.

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[-] shininghero@pawb.social 6 points 5 days ago

Wrong, we stole it from a leprechaun's pot of gold.
With a little help from a slightly... unhinged barbarian, of course.

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[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I wonder if seeing natural rainbows ruins their day.

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