Maruchan ramen and chicken bouillon cubes. I was literally raised on these when my impoverished single mother couldn't afford to feed us when I was a couple of years old. Sticks with you.
Powdered milk.
With a straw right? Right?..
Try cottage cheese with peach slices
I have only found them at Whole Foods, but I used to go through bags of Cedar baked pita chips with jalapeño hummus like it was fucking crack.
Peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon.
Ok but crunchy or smooth? Crunchy is my go to
Cottage cheese and potato chips preferably sour cream and onion chips.
"i think I'm hungry"
Eats cottage cheese..."never mind, I'm just bored"
I always have cottage cheese as my hungry food. It works great
Macadamia nuts. I can't have them in the house anymore. Once I bought a three-pound bag of them, and then I ate a three-pound bag of macadamia nuts. In one day. They're way too fucking expensive for that, and high in calories.
So, I don't buy macadamia nuts anymore.
That's me with pistachios. Once it became possible to buy them pre-shelled I knew I was in financial trouble because I can eat them non-stop. I need the shells to rate-limit myself.
Are you Chrisjen Avasarala? Keeping them in your purse and munching on them whenever you’re in meetings with people you don’t like very much?
Ah, the classic Queensland bush nut from Australia.
It has taken the world by storm.
And rightfully so, it is the king of all nuts, without a doubt.
It has no peer, and I don't blame you.
They are perfect by themselves but if you add a little bit of garlic salt to them or some other flavoring they are just beyond belief.
The area where they are originally from in Queensland has obviously the world's largest producers, and some of their specialty herbs and spices they put on them just are unbelievable.
I'm just here to tell you there's no reason whatsoever to feel guilty about eating cottage cheese. It's got great protein and fat content. Throw a dusting of psyllium husk on there for some fiber and scoop it out with some whole wheat peta chips or crackers and you've got yourself a meal
Damn you, you reminded me I still have more cottage cheese and crackers...
I can fucking down a whole pint of Ben and Jerry's Chunky Money or/and Peanut Butter Cup everyday.
I love mashing a can of tuna, mayonnaise, and sweet relish together in a bowl and either horking it straight or using it like dip on potato chips or doritos. Probably the most aggressively white and fat thing I do but it tastes good to my autism soooo
That's basically a tunafish sandwich without the sandwich. Add a bit of lemon juice and it'll knock down the fishy taste. Add a bit more lemon juice for a bit more citrus excitement.
I accidentally added too much mayo to my tunafish the other day and fixed it with a bit of Panko, of all things. The extra crunch was super neat and was better than celery that some people add. (Panko, for those who don't know, is a Japanese breadcrumb that is super close in texture to rice crispies. I thought it would help absorb the extra mayo, and it kinda did, but also kinda didn't.)
missing the mustard tho
Mustard isn't a Food™ in my book, but sometimes it's okay, I guess..
I've been on an apple slices and peanut butter kick lately. My grocery store has been selling big bags of granny smiths for $5 and I'm going through them so quickly
Would you like some garlic salt with that?
LOL, I jest, but still, I'll put garlic salt on practically anything.
Yeah I'm weird, but hey, apple slices and peanut butter sounds pretty good too..
Get yourself shittin' like a 15-year-old farmboy that way
Olives and feta. I throw in tomatoes and call it a Mediterranean salad, but I'm really here for the salt.
Garlic salt?? In regular (not low sodium) cottage cheese?? One of the things I like to add to cottage cheese is everything bagel seasoning, but I have to make my own seasoning blend without salt since cottage cheese is already quite salty.
What can I say? I like salty foods.
Mashed potatoes.
They will be no leftovers.
Pickles. Or anything pickled for that matter. When I get a craving for something pickled, especially when I'm drinking beer, get out of my way!
Same. Pickles or olives.
Fresh-roasted nuts, like cashews.
Doesn't matter the batch size, they need to be finished!
Damn you, now you just reminded me of my other goto food..
Sunflower seeds, pre-shelled, roasted and salted.
Fuck, now I'm hungry again...
Yet another snack that does very well toasted a bit in the AF. That thing's a miracle worker for reviving stale snacks.
Umm, okay..
Neither cottage cheese nor sunflower seeds ever goes stale around me, they always get ate within 1 to 2 days...
Salted pistachios are basically crack
Muhfuggin Manwich sloppy joes. I can pack those away in such unhealthy doses.
I want like a sub sandwich with American cheese coated with manwich ...
I just threw away 3 empty boxes of Arnott's Shapes - the cheese and bacon ones specifically.
I need help.
Ahh man. They're devilishly bad and good. Love em
Pilot/Flying J truck stops have this thing called the "Big Dog", a sausage roll that's over a foot long. Garlic butter on the crust of the roll. It's delicious. I end up buying one every time I go inside... and since I drive a truck for work, that's a near-daily occurence.
Nilla wafers and strawberry cream cheese.
Unpopularopinions is thatta way ^^^
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