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[-] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago

Anything in the Cho Aniki series

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 12 hours ago

whatever game OP is playing right now, and which ever game OP is playing whenever they play it

[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 hours ago

Spiral knights (this is a cleverly concocted lie to get more people to play Spiral knights)

[-] mrfugu@hexbear.net 5 points 13 hours ago

Fighting games are pretty gay, specifically Guilty Gear and Street Fighter 6 (Zangief jiggle physics 🤤)

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 18 points 19 hours ago

every gayme is gay if you read the right fanfics think-about-it

[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 8 points 16 hours ago

baldurs gay 3

[-] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 24 points 21 hours ago

Team Fortress 2, no contest

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 20 hours ago

HeavyMedic yaoi heavymedic yaoi

[-] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago

Tick-tock

Heavy like a Brinks truck

Looking like I'm tip-top

Shining like a wristwatch

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

The correct answer is Hades 1 + 2

I don't even think there's a close second. A distant second is probably Deltarune ?

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 7 points 16 hours ago

on reflection, Zagreus even sounds like a large proportion of the gay dudes i've met across my lifetime

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Me: Haha Deltarune isn't that gay, there's, what, one lesbian couple and that's it?

Remembers the Susie and Noelle aren't the only implied lesbians because Alphys and Undine are in Deltarune too

Remembers the gay buff guards from Undertale are in it as well

Remembers the nicecream rabbit guy and pizzapants thing

God damn Spamton and Tenna

...oh, it's so much gayer than I thought about at first. Wowee.

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago

Dont forget Rouxls and his throuple with Elnina and Lanino!

The straight couples are Asgore and Toriel (divorced), Rudy and Carol (distant) and... uh, Toriel and Sans, maybe? Berdly has a crush on Susie, but he'll agree to go to the festival with Kris so I don't think he's straight either.

I'm honestly racking my brains trying to think of other straight characters. I think Catty called Asriel cute. Oh, those two dogs are straight in Snowdin in Undertale iirc. So that makes one straight couple that are actually together.

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Dont forget Rouxls and his throuple with Elnina and Lanino!

I'm surprised that I forgot because that was one of my favorite running jokes and made Rouxls one of my favorites. That and him being called a flat assed lamp

all-my-worms-gone

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 4 points 12 hours ago

He was also called hot by Lanina and Elnino though, so we have to assume that they're into flat assed lamps.

Rouxls was on fire on chapter 3 tbh, the throuple business, the laser pointere, "I'm only here for the snacks." I hope so much he comes back in chapter 5

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago

He was also called hot by Lanina and Elnino though, so we have to assume that they're into flat assed lamps.

I think the running bit is that Rouxls wants to be the second in command of a darkworld boss, but gets ignored by all of them, to the point that even the desperate for attention Tenna doesn't want anything to do with him, lmao.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

It's also just spiritually pretty gay too. The vibes are gay. In the same way Celeste is.

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 10 points 18 hours ago

every single Metal Gear Solid character is gay, including Otacon. including the robots

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 8 points 16 hours ago

And let's not forget the player.

[-] red_stapler@hexbear.net 13 points 19 hours ago
[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

Thought gained: Homo-Sexual Underground

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 18 points 21 hours ago

not a woman, but I assume that if you are, Bayonetta is the most lesbian game of all time

otherwise it's just gratuitous

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 16 points 21 hours ago

mount your friends

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 15 points 21 hours ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 18 points 20 hours ago
[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 21 points 20 hours ago

The Zelda games awakened a lot of queers, that has to count for something

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 20 hours ago

Gerudo Link definitely woke something up in me

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 21 hours ago

I dunno, Date Everything?

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 21 hours ago

Inhavent even played it, but Undertale for sure

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 18 hours ago

Fallout NV, not because the game is gay but because the fans are very lesbian :3

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago

They gave me an 'omg they were roommates' moment with Veronica and Christine

[-] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 16 hours ago

TIL I'm a male lesbian.

straight chicken

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