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[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Oh, crabs as in lice. I thought crustaceans. That's a weird image to conjure up. They did something sexual and the result is that there are crabs clinging to their armpits, trying to snip and snap.

[-] orenj@leminal.space 60 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

BYU as in the university in Utah. Probably mormons fucking eachothers armpits. Whatever gets them off I guess, but they really ought to take their sexual hygiene more seriously.

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago

JFC and here I am thinking they are scissoring with their arms

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Some probably are. The great thing about being in such a wildly restrictive religion is figuring out the loopholes that your deity of choice didn't think to shore up.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 54 points 1 day ago

Freaky Mormons coming up with any kinda premarital sex acts besides PIV.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 22 hours ago

They probably invented the Beej

[-] sepi@piefed.social 33 points 1 day ago

I'm not uptight enough to figure this out. How do you get crabs on your armpit? Are people like putting dicks in armpits or armpit scissoring?

[-] pageflight@piefed.social 43 points 1 day ago

Seems easier to blame shared or closely stored towels?

Cleveland Clinic explains:

You can get pubic lice anytime your hair comes in contact with another person’s infested hair. Most commonly, this happens during sexual intercourse. In rare instances, you can get it by sharing personal items like towels or sheets with someone who has pubic lice.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

I first read public lice, and I guess the lice really is kinda just out there...in the public.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 1 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, the gov doesn't want you to know this, but the public lice are free, you can just go & take as many as you like! I have like 512 at home.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

you can get it by sharing personal items like towels or sheets with someone who has pubic lice.

Thank you, I’m sufficiently grossed out for the day.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Seems like a good reason to shave pubic hair

[-] JollyBrancher@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago

Them "crabs" can still get on your eyebrows though. FUN fact. And now we all know 'pits? Mmmm.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

No, I don't think I will. Thanks.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

What are armpit lice? Pubic lice can live in a lot of body hair, including armpit hair and eyelashes.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

NO THEY CAN’T!

AAAHH! LALALALALALA. . . .

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 4 points 20 hours ago
[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago
[-] muffedtrims@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Who wants a mustache ride?!

this post was submitted on 29 May 2026
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