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[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 29 points 1 hour ago

Solid shitpost. I'm angry just looking at it. Someone, anyone fight me!

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 21 points 53 minutes ago

Your father is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries.

[-] nilaus@lemmy.world 13 points 44 minutes ago

The fact that you switched the mother and father makes me unreasonably irrate😆

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 7 points 45 minutes ago

I fart in your general direction!

[-] Klear@piefed.world 6 points 45 minutes ago

Now listen here, my good man...

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 4 points 24 minutes ago* (last edited 21 minutes ago)

You're going to be even more angry to learn that your apartment neighbor is using the shared building power to run an industrial aluminum smelter on his balcony as his side hustle. It does explain why he's posting all of those pallets of 6061 alloy bar stock and ingots for sale on Nextdoor and Facebook Marketplace though.

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 8 points 56 minutes ago

It's cherry flavored!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 56 minutes ago

Slather it in butter ... then fry an egg on top ... keep cooking eggs and start up a small breakfast place and call it the 'Ground Nut Breakfast Joint'

[-] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 hour ago

You gotta press it really hard to reset it but be careful because buttons that haven't been pressed in a long time are usually very cold

[-] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 2 points 18 minutes ago

That nut is working overtime.

[-] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 minutes ago

It's a low current warning. It means the system needs more amps!

[-] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 36 minutes ago

that's a self-indicating manifold adjuster! get that over to !deltahunters@feddit.nu

[-] pewpew@feddit.it 6 points 1 hour ago

It's just red paint, the electrician just marked the connection, you can clean it up now

[-] bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 5 points 56 minutes ago

It just means the system is active. You can just ignore it.

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 46 minutes ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 11 minutes ago

Well, the safe to ignore part is incorrect.

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 points 8 minutes ago

OC said you can ignore it, not that it's safe to ignore it.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 29 minutes ago

It's ready to eat.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 points 53 minutes ago

Honest question.

Would touching it burn you, electrocute you, or both?

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 16 points 41 minutes ago

Burn, not electrocute.

The big grounding busbar there is giving the current a much better path to ground than your body would, so you're pretty much entirely safe from electric shock.

It do be pretty hot, tho, so your fingie is going to be ouchie burn burn.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 12 minutes ago

It do be pretty hot, tho, so your fingie is going to be ouchie burn burn.

Is this account an AI thats been fed dialog exclusively from Josh from Let's Game It Out?

All that's left is for a conversation about eating food, and your reply is

MMMMMMMM!!!!! Nommie nommie nom!

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 3 points 44 minutes ago

Burn. It's a loose connection.

[-] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 minutes ago

Could also electrocute though if your body is a better path to ground than the bad connection.

[-] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 2 points 51 minutes ago

It's not supposed to do that.

[-] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 41 minutes ago

yeah it's supposed to glow green

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 minute ago

It's nut supposed to do that.

FTFY

this post was submitted on 28 May 2026
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