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[-] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 113 points 2 months ago

That burger is a horrorshow. Who the hell wants un-melted cheese? The bun isn't toasted either.

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 months ago

Also, seems to be missing the rest of the toppings. No way there's any lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, bacon, or any combination of the above, on there.

[-] dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

There is most likely chopped onions, pickles, ketchup and mustard. I’m 99% sure it’s a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s.

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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago

It’s hard to melt the cheese when the patty is so thin that a 3kmph wind for 8 seconds at 22C is sufficient airflow to cool it.

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[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Maybe they hate the idea of showering with headphones

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

I've always found it funny that "horror show" and "хорошо" sound the same but mean completely opposite things 🤭

[-] voidsignal@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

that looks absolutely disgusting

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 47 points 2 months ago

What you don't like your burgers sprayed with polyurethane varnish?

[-] voidsignal@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

yeah.. I don't even understand the post. They say that being able to shower with a headphone (wtf) would be as perfect has this shit show of a burger? These people are sick.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

The fuck do You need shower headphones for? Put a bluetooth speaker on the sink like a normal person. It doesn't even need to be waterproof.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Or even make your own passive amp out of a few bucks' worth of PVC.

[-] Janx@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yay. If you don't count your time making it, you'll save $10 and have slightly louder, shitty, distorted mono sound...

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[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

Jesus, i really didn't get any of what this was trying to say. Showering with headphones is perfection? A burger is perfection? This burger is perfection?

[-] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

It has a very round puffy top so it looks impressive

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[-] odama626@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Imagine a hunk of plastic in the shape of a burger

[-] uuj8za@piefed.social 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A fake, gross, plastic borger. Perfection.

[-] jared@mander.xyz 18 points 2 months ago

Ah dirty ears.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

You can shower with headphones

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[-] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 15 points 2 months ago

You guys don't just randomly start hearing music inside your head?

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

No its too full of borger

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[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 15 points 2 months ago

Instead of a burger it should be a pic of a goth girl with big titties and her feet and toes with black nail polish.

[-] orenj@leminal.space 15 points 2 months ago

sigh, okay foot fella, I guess I can buy in to your fucked up evocation of perfection, but only for all of the other parts of the image you've painted in my head.

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 6 points 2 months ago

I dream beautiful dreams.

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 15 points 2 months ago

It does not even look good. It looks like a toy and if you managed to swallow it whole it would likely come out of you looking the same.

Really how is that thing someones version of greatness?

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I can't believe the person that posted this had never heard of speakers

[-] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 13 points 2 months ago

Life, if people actually bought and used headphones in public instead of being fuckin shitstains.

[-] cymbal_king@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I don't even get the appeal of shower headphones. Bathrooms usually have great acoustics, blast that shit and sing along.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ever see Hackers?

Remember the scene before Joey gets arrested where he's taking a shower? He had ziplock bags over the cups of his head phones to keep them dry. 😌

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

This is the future they took from us.

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[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Boneconduction headphones. Can get real cheap ones from aliexpress, I use them for swimming every week

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[-] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

In the 90s we had waterproof fm radios. What have they done to us?

[-] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 16 points 2 months ago

They played 90s music while we were showering

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[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I always use a Bluetooth speaker.

[-] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

i just prop my phone on the top shelf of my shower caddy and hope for the best

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[-] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

get AfterShocks, made for listening to music while swimming

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 7 points 2 months ago

I wear my earbuds in the shower all the time.

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[-] homes@piefed.world 6 points 2 months ago

Why would you wanna wear headphones in the shower? I just bring my phone in and listen to podcasts. There’s a little hook on my shower shelf that holds my phone so I can listen to it. It’s great!

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[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The trick is to be able to have flagship level anc, waterproof, Bluetooth earbuds, that have great sound, are comfortable, and have good controls, and perhaps have selective passthrough, all in realtime, that are also durable, good battery life, look good, and have repairability, all while not impacting the shower process and motions.

Like... These things are all basically the holy grail.

Edit: bonus points for being able to also wash your ears magically somehow.

Edit 2: or just make a silent shower with very good acoustic properties.

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but companies want you to buy new ones every year or two.

[-] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Get a Bluetooth shower speaker

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[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

I want that burger bun as a squishy pillow

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