That burger is a horrorshow. Who the hell wants un-melted cheese? The bun isn't toasted either.

that looks absolutely disgusting

The fuck do You need shower headphones for? Put a bluetooth speaker on the sink like a normal person. It doesn't even need to be waterproof.

Jesus, i really didn't get any of what this was trying to say. Showering with headphones is perfection? A burger is perfection? This burger is perfection?

Imagine a hunk of plastic in the shape of a burger

A fake, gross, plastic borger. Perfection.

Ah dirty ears.

You can shower with headphones

You guys don't just randomly start hearing music inside your head?

Instead of a burger it should be a pic of a goth girl with big titties and her feet and toes with black nail polish.

It does not even look good. It looks like a toy and if you managed to swallow it whole it would likely come out of you looking the same.

Really how is that thing someones version of greatness?

I can't believe the person that posted this had never heard of speakers

Life, if people actually bought and used headphones in public instead of being fuckin shitstains.

I don't even get the appeal of shower headphones. Bathrooms usually have great acoustics, blast that shit and sing along.

Ever see Hackers?

Remember the scene before Joey gets arrested where he's taking a shower? He had ziplock bags over the cups of his head phones to keep them dry. 😌

Boneconduction headphones. Can get real cheap ones from aliexpress, I use them for swimming every week

In the 90s we had waterproof fm radios. What have they done to us?

I always use a Bluetooth speaker.

get AfterShocks, made for listening to music while swimming

I wear my earbuds in the shower all the time.

Why would you wanna wear headphones in the shower? I just bring my phone in and listen to podcasts. There’s a little hook on my shower shelf that holds my phone so I can listen to it. It’s great!

The trick is to be able to have flagship level anc, waterproof, Bluetooth earbuds, that have great sound, are comfortable, and have good controls, and perhaps have selective passthrough, all in realtime, that are also durable, good battery life, look good, and have repairability, all while not impacting the shower process and motions.

Like... These things are all basically the holy grail.

Edit: bonus points for being able to also wash your ears magically somehow.

Edit 2: or just make a silent shower with very good acoustic properties.

Get a Bluetooth shower speaker

I want that burger bun as a squishy pillow