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[–] [email protected] 138 points 11 months ago (4 children)

This has big "FW: FW: RE: FW:" energy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Seriously, I had to double check I wasn't somehow on Facebook.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Going to forward it to my dad so he can slowly read it aloud during Thanksgiving dinner while a dozen people sit uncomfortably in silence, waiting for him to look up so they can awkwardly laugh.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Someone took a list of insults written about soldiers in the military, and rephrased them. Do you actually think teachers would say this stuff about their students in writing?

This website just doesn't get satire.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I swear this website (collection of websites, social media network, whatever) makes me regret leaving reddit more and more every day. The people here are fully incapable of understanding sarcasm or humor. It's hilarious

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think it's partly because you'd get mocked ruthlessly on Reddit for missing the joke, whereas here either nobody points it out, or they're very kind about it.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it's pretty shit isn't it.

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

"When her IQ reaches 50 she should sell" is probably the wittiest one.

I'm going to assume that none of these teachers are real, some corndog just pulled this thing out of the fucked up meme engine that makes facebook suck so bad. Some schmuck who writes jokes for morning FM drive time radio probably sat down with a pencil and wrote these.

If it gets any worse it's going to say "REAL FRIENDS STAY" in shitty cursive on a purple background and that's it, that's the whole meme, because facebook.

I wonder how close to the bottom of that drain we are now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

It's absolutely a work of fiction.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago

My favorite is the “delusions of adequacy”, that one had to sting! The six-pack one though sounds like possible ADHD or some other learning disorder - your child is smart enough, but lacks the ability to do well

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

I hope the teacher who said #11 isn't teaching reproductive biology.

The sperm that makes it through to the egg doesn't get there first. Multitudes of other sperms die weakening the wall, receiving nothing in return, only for another to slide right in and reap all the rewards and renown for their sacrifice. It's basically the perfect analogy for capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No teacher said any of these, it's made up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Probably, but I find that you get more enjoyment from these memes with a little willful suspension of disbelief 🤷

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The free market is not, as the social Darwinists imagine, a struggle between rich and poor, strong and weak. It is the principal means by which human beings cooperate in order to live. If each of us had to produce all his food and shelter by himself, almost no one could survive. The existence of large-scale society depends absolutely on social cooperation through the division of labor.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (7 children)

Poor kid is probably neurodivergent and being told to "just stop it" or "just be normal" instead of actually receiving the help they need.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Unhelpful advice I’ve received from neurotypicals who have, apparently, no theory of mind:

  • Just think about it
  • You should try making a to-do list
  • You’re just embarrassing yourself when you act that way
  • Oh but it’s not a big deal, see?
  • Calm down
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I once in high school was told about a thing I couldn't do to basically "just do it" by a teacher. In a meeting about my support network. My mother almost wanted to hit the teacher in the head with the dossier.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Maybe some of them, but some people are just legitimately stupid beyond repair in a neurotypical way. It's not their fault, it's not a moral failing and they deserve empathy and respect. It's just very unfortunate in today's society.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

its multiple kids.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Ah yes dilutions of adequacy. The best kind of dilutions

Edit just not going to fix the spelling it sort of fits

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why did you misspell that twice? In the graphic it is spelled correctly. Delusions.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

No, his adaqucy is just diluted...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

That is a very valid question. I have been awake since 3 am so I am going to blame it on that opposed to my inability to spell.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Number 5 is probably my favorite mostly because I like talking hyperboles and taking them even further

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

these teachers failed at their initial standup career and are bitter about it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (9 children)

It's not just a problem with the teachers. The whole system is rotten. Many kids go unsupported and fail due to it. Some may try to join the gangs and think school is worthless, some may have need for extra effort which isn't their from parents or teachers. It's unfortunate in such a huge beast like the NYC public school system, just like many others.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

It's really a problem with the parents, and that causes problems with the administration which causes problems for the teachers.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Number 5 is basically me

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s not really how insemination works though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Bold of you to assume the teacher has a basic understanding of any subject matter they teach. We need to stop assuming we're going to get the cream of the crop when teachers are often forced to take second jobs just to make ends meet. If we pay more, then we can demand more, and someday we can expect more.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Man the teachers in New York are really nice compared to the jerks I had to deal with growing up.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

This bullshit is not real.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Just wait till you get to #12 🤣 /s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Number 6 so was incredibly mid but then Number 7 kicked like a mule.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Not sure what watered twice a week is referring to

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A plant. Basically saying they're one step above vegetable.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

they're saying that if the student was any dumber they'd be a houseplant

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

The 11 just shows a lot of ignorance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Every single one of these is me irl, especially the delusions of adequacy one

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

It was all about the same kid.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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