This sounds like a wkuk episode
Copythis
Yeah, it's easier if you lick your hand first. You'll get used to the taste after a while
Damn, she showed up with that 12x18!
Like the police cars in GTA say on them, "Obey and Survive"
I heard that "who let the dogs out" by the Baha Men is about ugly girls coming to the club.
I was explaining this to a coworker, and one of my female coworkers were around. After I said it, I looked at her and said "oh my gosh I'm so sorry" because I thought it was inappropriate to say at work.
She took it as I was calling her ugly! (she was though)
Okay, we can all go home now, we found the winner
I was helping my mom shop for a new car, and we discovered she needed the requirement of "physical AC controls".
Everything is all on the touch screen.
When my kid was about 4, he had an absolute meltdown over seeing the moon during the day. Poor guy was so upset
LASERJET COPIERS ARE SUPERIOR!
Oh boy, don't get me started on HP.....