Ground beef.

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[–] 20 points 3 months ago (5 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes

No idea

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    Still no idea.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis?

    Still no fucking idea.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago

    What do you call a fish with no eye?

    fsh

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Anything you want be he won't come.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    What do you call a cow with two legs?

    Lean beef.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    What do you call a cow with one leg?

    Steak.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    What do you call a cow that had an abortion?

    De-calfinated

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    The expressions when I read these out are priceless.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    What do you call ground beef during a flood?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    doesn't matter it ain't goin nowhere

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