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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Mom.
What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen
What do you call a guy with both legs cut off at the knee?
Neal.
What do you call a cow who's been knighted?
Sir Loin.
No no no.
Lean beef is a cow with THREE legs.
A cow with TWO legs is your mom.
Ur mum