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Ground beef.

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[-] derek@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago

What do you call ground beef during a flood?

[-] cornshark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hmm.... moorinade??

[-] derek@infosec.pub 4 points 1 month ago

Good guess! But, no. You call 'em Bob.

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