One subtle difference between men and women, when a woman says, "Hey, come smell this" it usually smells nice.

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[–] 41 points 4 months ago (11 children)

I am going out on a limb here to say you aren’t married, or have children. Once either of those happen, it’s usually that she wants you to smell meat or milk or some food to see if it’s still good. Or to share with you how preposterous something smells that one of your kids did or made.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    My kid is 12 now and honestly, baby smells are way better than puberty smells.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    Two of my three are teenagers now, and I completely agree. Not only that, but some of the science projects that my son has inadvertently created by leaving food in places in his room (which is against the rules of course), have had their own interesting odors.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    As a teenager my brother put a frozen hamburger patty in the toaster.

    We had to get a new toaster.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (3 children)

    As a teenager I ruined a 20+ year old microwave/convection oven by trying to microwave nilla wafers so I could put ice cream on them and it would melt. Turns out microwaves don't play nicely with completely dry foods, made our kitchen smell like burnt cookies for days.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    That’s a solid idea… probably better fit for a toaster oven.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago

    Not the kind of women I'm attracted to.

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    Hey guys, does anyone smell burned popcorn? crop dusts the room

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    When my wife says that, she wants to show me that her cat pissed on something in the house. HER cat. Chosen by HER.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    coming out of the bathroom

    Hey, y'all gotta come smell this!

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    hey. does this smell like chloroform to you?.......

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    And this is how a girl got me to sniff straight ammonia gas in middle school.

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