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Subtle (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

One subtle difference between men and women, when a woman says, "Hey, come smell this" it usually smells nice.

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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

As a teenager my brother put a frozen hamburger patty in the toaster.

We had to get a new toaster.

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago

As a teenager I ruined a 20+ year old microwave/convection oven by trying to microwave nilla wafers so I could put ice cream on them and it would melt. Turns out microwaves don't play nicely with completely dry foods, made our kitchen smell like burnt cookies for days.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

That’s a solid idea… probably better fit for a toaster oven.

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 hours ago

If I had perhaps moistened them first it might have worked

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 hours ago

You definitely do not want a limp biscuit.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

Lucky you didn't have to get a new home with the grease + high heat = fire situation...

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Yes.

The toaster does have a built in timer, and it's not the hottest appliance.

this post was submitted on 21 May 2026
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