Who's on first?

third based

“ABBOT!!”

Reminds me of when I was going on my friend's computer one time and asked for the password and she said: my password

Me: yeah, what is it?

Her: my password

Me: I know, but what is your password?

Her: my password is my password

Me: ????

Chaotic af. We ended up agreeing that her password was genius and definitely idiot proof. 🤡

That Hazel. She likes to screw with people's heads.

"Okay, nevermind, we'll get back to it. For now, what's that growing around second base?"

"That's a big dill."

"Well yes, obviously, it's almost obstructing the field. But what herb could be such big a deal that you let it grow on a baseball field?"

"It sure is."

"Never mind, we don't have time for this. Can you get me back the time I lost on this bullshit?"

"Oh, you want thyme? Then let's go to third base."

"I just said, we don't have time for this!"

"Well that's why we should go to third base. We have plenty of thyme, you'll see!"

"No we don't, I just told you! We should head back to first base."

"Back to witch grass?"

"I don't care about grass, I just want to go back to first base."

"Yes. Witch grass grows around first base."

"I don't care about which grass grows there, I'll tell you what, you decide to which base we'll go next, as long as we keep the time in mind and pass by the big deal on second base. So if we do that, we'll get to which?"

"That's the first time you got it right!"

[off topic?]

Who's on stage?

https://youtu.be/ExUjngEXaAE

One of the reasons why i hate english