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[-] woodenghost@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Okay, nevermind, we'll get back to it. For now, what's that growing around second base?"

"That's a big dill."

"Well yes, obviously, it's almost obstructing the field. But what herb could be such big a deal that you let it grow on a baseball field?"

"It sure is."

"Never mind, we don't have time for this. Can you get me back the time I lost on this bullshit?"

"Oh, you want thyme? Then let's go to third base."

"I just said, we don't have time for this!"

"Well that's why we should go to third base. We have plenty of thyme, you'll see!"

"No we don't, I just told you! We should head back to first base."

"Back to witch grass?"

"I don't care about grass, I just want to go back to first base."

"Yes. Witch grass grows around first base."

"I don't care about which grass grows there, I'll tell you what, you decide to which base we'll go next, as long as we keep the time in mind and pass by the big deal on second base. So if we do that, we'll get to which?"

"That's the first time you got it right!"

[-] woodenghost@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

"Oh, this'll be the last time with you on a baseball field."

"Oh, don't worry, there's still plenty of thyme and I'll have any thistle be dealt with first thing tomorrow."

"You'll have what?"

"I'll tell our groundskeeper. He knows how to deal with them. You should hire him for your garden, you can see what marvelous work he's done here."

"This'll be the day. I can see it everywhere."

"Only until tomorrow."

this post was submitted on 18 May 2026
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