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[-] lovingisliving@anarchist.nexus 134 points 2 weeks ago

Extreme paranoia about being pushed down in the algorithm because of puritanical social media platforms not liking certain words would be my guess. Bathroom = toilet = penis/vagina/ass = demotion in the algorithm.

I can't prove it but that's my theory. Either way, if a platform punishes you for saying innocent words, and you are obsessed with maximising the reach of your shitposts, then the platform is shit and you are an idiot.

[-] ByteMe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I don't think it's a theory, I'm pretty sure that YouTube and Instagram would demonitize or shadow ban you if you use some of these words.

[-] bigboismith@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago

Probably to drive engagement from people like you asking why bathroom is censored

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

I would bet my r*ght nut that this is the real reason

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Why would you censor “raght” it’s not even a word?

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Probably to drive engagement from people like you

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Depends on what accent you're reading with. That boy ain't raght I tell ya hwat.

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 1 week ago

There it is again why you putting so much emphasis on the ‘h’

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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

Because op is a slave to the algorithm.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I can't believe you just typed it out like that

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Can I say bathr**m if its the lyrics in a song I like?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Loid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

What about the World Cup?

[-] devaly@ani.social 14 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no Jimmy, now everyone in the bus started masturbating. Please stop saying these naughty words

[-] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

No! Arrrrroooooooommmmm!

[-] MrSmith@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Bathroom" is a political thing in the US.

[-] systemglitch@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Insanity is the only acceptable answer.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Bro you can't just type problematic shit like that. You'll get banned from the Internet. Spell it like this bathr00m to get around filters.

[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, and bathroom.

[-] phailhaus@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago
[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I love bathr😁😁ms. I love the concept of a bathr😁😁m. I love to take that concept and reduce it to an object.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I like to take those objects and put 'em in my videos

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat

69 assholes tied in a knot

Hooray

Lizard shit

Fuck!

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

You're under arrest.

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Dumb fuck, cum truck, tummy tuck, titty fuck. Bong rips, vape hits, fake tits, suck my dick!

[-] lime@feddit.nu 38 points 2 weeks ago

i thought they were usually bolted to the ground because of the piping

[-] besmtt@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago
[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

These should be standard in honeymoon suites. So romantic.

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

Extra points if you catch her sniffing it.

[-] texture@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

can anyone translate the bottom part for me? i dont understand

[-] AnanasMarko@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

Boy and girl are on a date. Boy has to go to the bathroom. While leaving to go to the bathroom, he looks over his sholder at the girl. He sees girl is pulling his chair closer to hers, so that when he returns, they'll sit closer to one another.

[-] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 week ago

WHOA HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU CANT SAY BATHR**M

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Gotta censor anything that could possibly offend anyone for any reason no matter how dumb.

Also engagement bait never hurts.

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 1 week ago

I’m so fucking offended

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[-] texture@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

oh i just had to read it like 5 times. i guess she pulled the seat closer to her seat as they were walking to the restroom? thats cute

[-] loam@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

She wants to be able to smell if they've washed their hands. Or she a freak and wants a good post-potty whiff.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Or if your Violet8 you want to smell those sweet pits.

[-] texture@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

plenty of people are into that apparently

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

Research suggests we are subconsciously drawn to the body odours of people who have different Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) genes than our own—a biological trick to ensure healthy, genetically diverse offspring. -- google et al

In short, there is a biological basis for interest in those sweaty pits, at the strategic level of survival.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

So if I spray my armpits with WILDLY different genes and odors, like fish saliva or snake piss, I will be more attractive? Thanks science, I am gonna try it immediately.

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[-] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Meanwhile she's muttering "this idiot's sitting in the aisle..."

[-] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I don't understand. What seat? What's the setting/location of the date?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I assumed a restaurant, but I suppose it could be anywhere. She was into him, so she scooted his chair so that he'd have to sit closer to her.

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