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That's adorable (thelemmy.club)

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[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 93 points 2 months ago

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, and bathroom.

[-] phailhaus@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago

Fickity-fuck Fickity-fuck

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I love bathr😁😁ms. I love the concept of a bathr😁😁m. I love to take that concept and reduce it to an object.

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat

69 assholes tied in a knot

Hooray

Lizard shit

Fuck!

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

You're under arrest.

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Dumb fuck, cum truck, tummy tuck, titty fuck. Bong rips, vape hits, fake tits, suck my dick!

[-] lime@feddit.nu 38 points 2 months ago

i thought they were usually bolted to the ground because of the piping

[-] besmtt@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

These should be standard in honeymoon suites. So romantic.

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago

Extra points if you catch her sniffing it.

[-] texture@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

can anyone translate the bottom part for me? i dont understand

[-] AnanasMarko@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

Boy and girl are on a date. Boy has to go to the bathroom. While leaving to go to the bathroom, he looks over his sholder at the girl. He sees girl is pulling his chair closer to hers, so that when he returns, they'll sit closer to one another.

[-] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 months ago

WHOA HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK YOU CANT SAY BATHR**M

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Gotta censor anything that could possibly offend anyone for any reason no matter how dumb.

Also engagement bait never hurts.

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 2 months ago

I’m so fucking offended

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[-] texture@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

oh i just had to read it like 5 times. i guess she pulled the seat closer to her seat as they were walking to the restroom? thats cute

[-] loam@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

She wants to be able to smell if they've washed their hands. Or she a freak and wants a good post-potty whiff.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Or if your Violet8 you want to smell those sweet pits.

[-] texture@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

plenty of people are into that apparently

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Research suggests we are subconsciously drawn to the body odours of people who have different Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) genes than our own—a biological trick to ensure healthy, genetically diverse offspring. -- google et al

In short, there is a biological basis for interest in those sweaty pits, at the strategic level of survival.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So if I spray my armpits with WILDLY different genes and odors, like fish saliva or snake piss, I will be more attractive? Thanks science, I am gonna try it immediately.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That would only work for your sister

Edit: trust me, it works, bro

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[-] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

Meanwhile she's muttering "this idiot's sitting in the aisle..."

[-] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I don't understand. What seat? What's the setting/location of the date?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I assumed a restaurant, but I suppose it could be anywhere. She was into him, so she scooted his chair so that he'd have to sit closer to her.

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