I’ve watched the video and work at Atlassian, that’s entirely not what the video is. The guy basically just goes over what he worked on and some things he learned. It’s basically a solid video resumé with a clickbait title. Nothing he says is new or scandalous - most of it’s open source.
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No shit right?
I'd pay you to shit my hand in a drawer if it meant I didn't have to use atlassian
I'd pay you to shit my hand in a drawer if it meant I didn't have to use atlassian
How would you get your hand into the drawer, and why wouldn’t we just do it over a toilet like civilized people?
isn't it just k8s home-made?
Huh? One is a productivity, planning, and documentation platform, the other is a container orchestration platform. Neither are homemade.
I don't think so at all. Jira today is quite good. If you want something really shitty try Azure DevOps.
free for anyone to copy
I don't think their system architecture is a secret. This kind of stuff is regularly discussed in interviews.
I think that is the rub though. If your interview pipeline has system design questions all based around your arch that someone just released a youtube vid dissecting, you're going to struggle to get signal out those interviews. False positive hires are arguably worse than false negatives.
Aw shit we use JIRA at work. Will it get worse now?
It... It can get worse?
Oh you sweet summer child. Have you seen Rational Team Concert?
You're the other person that used RTC?! I had heard there was another but I was starting to think it was just a legend.
I migrated an entire codebase from a combo of RCS, CVS, and Subversion. This was about 10 minutes before git started to hit in a big way.
I'd call it a dumpster fire but that really disrespects dumpster fires.
You mean it was worse than Microsoft Source Safe? The VCS that used to lose data?
Source Safe just attempted to be a useless source control system. RTC tried to add issue tracking, automation, and other crap. It wanted to be truly terrible at everything.
But Source Safe was fantastically bad. I especially liked that its database file was limited to like 2GB. It was so bad that Microslop didn't use it.
It's the best I've ever used, so take that for what you will Action Remedy System was...something.
Although ive found that Jira and Confluence Cloud madr dozens and dozens of bad decisions and regressions over the oon-prem version.
we (team of 15) use salesforce and a promise to include issue numbers in our (svn) commit msgs all on one dev branch so when we cherry pick merge later to qa we can “safely” assume we got it all. 30% of the time it works 10% of the time.
i can’t convince these guys code is not “self documenting” let alone use git or a tool for proper bug reporting.
I had a boss who wrote a script to automatically remove all comments from code for pull requests. Since nobody ever added meaningful comments to their commits (or made any contributions at all to the alleged documentation), the code base was a complete mystery to the people who were actually working on it. God knows what it seemed like to new developers added to the project. But hey, comments are a "code smell" (his exact words) so it was all good.
His primary justification of his "comments bad" philosophy was that if comments aren't kept up-to-date with the code, they can mislead and confuse future developers. This gets said a lot but it is something that I have literally never seen in 25 years of programming (I've witnessed -- and participated in -- a large number of project failures, and misleading comments have never been the cause of the failure). I pointed out that the same exact thing could be said about method and variable names but nobody ever advocates not using descriptive method and variable names; he had no response to this.
kinda depends how you set it up and run it, no?
i have some simple new projects that are clean and easy, and some 10+ year old monstrosities that are the spawn of satan.
need to use ublock to stop the insane 'pls bro buy our ai' pop-up though.
I use Atlassian products every day.
I'm good. 😒
haven't watched the video yet, but the medium article sounds very much like llm slop
I don't know if this is really effective revenge. An understanding of the software isn't why businesses outsource to a company like Atlassian. Its convenience. If Atlassian's product is good enough why build your own?
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