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[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago

What if that baby grows up to cure the cancer that would have killed the next baby hitler? Checkmate liberals.

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Bit idea: interview with southern fundamentalist women who believes she saw message from God that she'd give birth to the next Hitler but refuses to abort it (and also she wasn't pregnant)

[-] ephemeral@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

the baby I aborted would have invented super-cancer. so, you're welcome

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago

There are like 1000 cancers. A person (or more likely, a research team) could cure a cancer.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

oh i'm sure it's more than that, even

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

i had an idea (the most important thing m i rite) in the 6th grade that was basically monoclonal antibodies but now i cook tofu for people who don't like tofu because going back to school feels really expensive when you're 20k in debt and growing and living paycheck to paycheck forever (extra ironic when you work at a school)

capitalism is probably the only reason we still have cancer honestly

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

if you're really sure you'd finish your degree you could get another 100k in debt and then leave the country forever

Yeah if i didn't have any stupid loved ones meow-tableflip

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago
[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

putting it in a cage

Wait, chuds do this????

[-] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

I assume they were taking about the kids out in the cages during the Trump administration when they were rounding up immigrants.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

I assumed it was some kind of fucked up punishment they dish out to their kids, considering they don't see their children as human beings, but as property.

[-] Euergetes@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

OP refers to immigration concentration camps but yeah correct instinct they also like putting kids in normal adult jail too, not to mention a heap of juvenile corrections programs some of which are basically prisons

[-] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

Probably not, I remember viral videos of abusive parents who had videos or photos of it to get famous in the past though, but considering we don't see them anymore...

[-] miz@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

LLGMT (liberals love great man theory)

[-] soyaboya@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 2 days ago

Anything could've anything 🤯

this post was submitted on 15 May 2026
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