the baby I aborted would have invented super-cancer. so, you're welcome

There are like 1000 cancers. A person (or more likely, a research team) could cure a cancer.

What if that baby grows up to cure the cancer that would have killed the next baby hitler? Checkmate liberals.

i had an idea (the most important thing m i rite) in the 6th grade that was basically monoclonal antibodies but now i cook tofu for people who don't like tofu because going back to school feels really expensive when you're 20k in debt and growing and living paycheck to paycheck forever (extra ironic when you work at a school)

capitalism is probably the only reason we still have cancer honestly

Bit idea: interview with southern fundamentalist women who believes she saw message from God that she'd give birth to the next Hitler but refuses to abort it (and also she wasn't pregnant)

LLGMT (liberals love great man theory)

Anything could've anything 🤯

putting it in a cage

Wait, chuds do this????