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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Big if true

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“How can less be more? More is more.” - Yngwie Johann Malmsteen

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"You've released the fucking fury!" - also Yngwie Johann Malmsteen, irl, to another passenger on an airplane

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They sell it to have less less themselves and achieve minimalism first.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

when you're a buddhist but suffer from crippling competitiveness

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"Take my stuff or I'll kill you"

Hey, maybe that's why the Buddhist monks train in martial arts so hard, so they can force everyone to take their less from them.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I prefer big large. They sell more huge

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was about 25 when I came to the realization that the goal for the average person seemed to be to take up as much space on this planet as possible. Get fatter, buy a big SUV, buy a huge house, have lots of kids, whatever you can do to expand your footprint.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to eat the Sun; does this count?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'd be dense and bright simultaneously. The sun is a figurative oxymoron.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

But I thought the sun was a deadly laser. Is it also a figurative oxymoron??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"Big McLargehuge"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I like less more and less less personally.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Biggie smalls, how could you?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You'd like to buy less more, but instead you end up buying more less. Or the other way round.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Disgusting!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alternatively: Minimalism is a ploy devised by the small industrial complex to profit in excess of less.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That's what OP is trying to say...We need to get rid of Big less!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Other times it can captivate you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Minimalism is just the opposite of compulsive hoarding. There is a right amount of stuff to own and obsessing about every single thing you have that you could live without can't be healthy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Less is more makes so much sense now...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Same for software development. There's a trend to cut down on "complexity" and options. They call it "minimalist". I call it lazy ass developers.