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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I prefer big large. They sell more huge

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was about 25 when I came to the realization that the goal for the average person seemed to be to take up as much space on this planet as possible. Get fatter, buy a big SUV, buy a huge house, have lots of kids, whatever you can do to expand your footprint.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to eat the Sun; does this count?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'd be dense and bright simultaneously. The sun is a figurative oxymoron.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

But I thought the sun was a deadly laser. Is it also a figurative oxymoron??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"Big McLargehuge"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I like less more and less less personally.