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[-] Rom@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago

Dems really know how to focus on what's important huh

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Rom@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

the-democrat How about more JFK assassination reports?

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

anakin-padme-2 you're at least gonna put the blame squarely on the CIA where it belongs right?

dem we're gonna blame Cuba and Russia

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, Chuck. I would love to see you fight for the truth on UFOs instead of IDK... abolishing ICE, ending the war on Iran, ending support for Israel. Really anything that would benefit people materially.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

Look, he asked his imaginary conservative friends what they wanted and they said aliens.

[-] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago

My Israeli owners said this might work on you low functioning hogs.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

fucking UFOs or goddamn Hasan Piker discourse, truly they have the pulse of the people

[-] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago

Democrats are bloodless demons. Literally the most off putting mother fuckers on Earth. The left might be able to work with liberals on certain issues but this cannot happen as long as the Democratic cancer is around. Just the most sold out controlled opposition that wants to offer less than nothing.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know if you saw my Klob post but that's example #430,072.

[-] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

I did now and holy shit. How cucked is the average American lib that they support this shit.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

Libs are stuck in their "vote" trap. The system is breaking down and it cannot be saved by the status quo. Radical action is needed. I think some libs actually understand that but their responses are still very weird. On Bluesky - they keep saying stuff like "The situation with the supreme court is untenable. What can be done?" but if somebody like me replies with "Will you vote for a radical candidate?" - there are no replies. They know the right is toxic but leftism is eldritch and they consider it a place where Here Be Dragons.

They still hope and dream that reality can become like a feel-good movie. They know it's impossible yet they still want a voting solution to somehow appear in a magical and wonderful deus ex machina. As if that would happen in a political party were everybody in power is a Klob.

[-] Spike@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago

Those top consultants being his imaginary friends

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

Three people just aren't enough to chat and brain storm during an enjoyable always sunny BBQ. He needs more than himself and the Baileys.

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

you know, it never occurred to me to wonder if he paid them until just now

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Or the CIA. Gotta focus on the UFOs to distract from whatever ghoulish shit they are up to.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

healthcare pls

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago
[-] TheDankMemegician36 23 points 2 weeks ago

More like: "when your top consultants tell you to draw more attention to the latest Epstien list distraction"

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

I hate this piece of shit so much

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago
[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

Literally the WKUK Moon Bears bit.

[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

the baileys telling him to push yet another issue that's only important to republican voters

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

So - Mrs Bailey... Mr. Bailey said redistricting is "tawdry and unseemly" I assume you agree.

Yes, I do. Of course I do.

What would you like the democrats to do instead?

Be non-controversial and move to the right. And like Consultant #3 said "UFO's are hot right now."

I was just thinking all those things myself!

By the way - is Consultant #3 real or not? You know what - It doesn't matter does it?

Nope.

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

At least when Trump did this kind of bullshit micro targeting it was kind of believable for the UFO crowd as he was pitched as a kind of (insider) outsider picking up independents and everyone knew he's kind of a weird crank himself too.

But how many hard Centrist PMC Dems spend their time fan-posting about Israel and also researching FOIA documents from the 60s and talking about USOs?

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago

I saw a HANTA virus post and this reminds me of when they released all that UFO stuff in the middle of COVID no one cared about

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Chatgpt ass red herring

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