NBC:
Kyle Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin....
I think you mean for murdering two people and maiming a third, you fucking shit-rag.
Oh god. The contemporary Wikipedia article is even worse.
The communists couldn’t take me out
a strange thing to say when the only thing you're known for is showing up at a protest with a gun excited about mass murdering people.
...and literally saying—the night before, on camera—you were going to do it, which the shitwad judge thought was irrelevant and didn't allow as evidence.
brown recluse bites are nasty as fuck but extremely survivable 
you also basically have to antagonize those guys on purpose to get them to bite you, so that seems in character for this shithead
Spiders have the right to defend themselves
Really an important lesson for children to learn. Everything has the right to defend itself. Don't be suprised it fights back.
Eh, brown recluses hide in tight spaces... such as gloves, shoes, bedsheets, and such. Very common for people to accidentally pin them and get bit.
Right, but man the scars those bites can leave are gnarly.
Hope it's on his face... And it goes to his brain. I just hope everyone has a good time as he dies.
Arachnists doing praxis
I LOVE MY ARACHNIST COMRADES
Hope the spider is OK
Wishing him the worst
love u spider comrades
comrade biderman sucking the fascists to death
If he gets super powers we can call him Spiderklan
Shit, I got excited when I first saw the post, only to realize that since we live in hell, not only will he survive this, he will also get super powers from it as well.
Spider lotus ahh
VAXXED?
That spider HAD to cross two counties and a state line floating thru the air on a silk thread with only a venom sac and chelicerae to help protect local businesses because the state wouldn't do it's job
I wanna see it in a week. I'm calling bullshit til then.
Uncritical support for comrade spider.
Uncritical support for spidey comrades for dealing with flies and mosquitoes
I’m like a million hours late to this thread so there’s no way I’m the first one to post this but I’m going for it anyway: Bittenhouse
“The communists couldn’t take me out and i’ll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out,” said the gunman who opened fire in Kenosha,
What this loser doesn't know is that this spider is an arachno-communist.
huh, never been jealous of a spider before...
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