brown recluse bites are nasty as fuck but extremely survivable

you also basically have to antagonize those guys on purpose to get them to bite you, so that seems in character for this shithead

Arachnists doing praxis

I LOVE MY ARACHNIST COMRADES

Hope the spider is OK

Wishing him the worst

love u spider comrades

comrade biderman sucking the fascists to death

That spider HAD to cross two counties and a state line floating thru the air on a silk thread with only a venom sac and chelicerae to help protect local businesses because the state wouldn't do it's job

VAXXED?

I wanna see it in a week. I'm calling bullshit til then.

Uncritical support for comrade spider.

I’m like a million hours late to this thread so there’s no way I’m the first one to post this but I’m going for it anyway: Bittenhouse

“The communists couldn’t take me out and i’ll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out,” said the gunman who opened fire in Kenosha,

What this loser doesn't know is that this spider is an arachno-communist.

huh, never been jealous of a spider before...

The communists couldn’t take me out

a strange thing to say when the only thing you're known for is showing up at a protest with a gun excited about mass murdering people.

NBC:

Kyle Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin....

I think you mean for murdering two people and maiming a third, you fucking shit-rag.

Oh god. The contemporary Wikipedia article is even worse.