The attempt on my life by the assassin spider has left me scarred and deformed.

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[–] 83 points 5 months ago* (5 children)

brown recluse bites are nasty as fuck but extremely survivable sicko-wistful

you also basically have to antagonize those guys on purpose to get them to bite you, so that seems in character for this shithead

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