Mikhailob
Shut down the thread this wins
the rule the rule the board seems to be shitfaced
all foam

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The shittest Kvass you've ever tasted
Kvass made from the crust of pizza hut
Crust leftovers from the rats eating the whole pizza pie
coors light served at pizza hut
Gorbeerchev
He would be free as in beer
With a big Soviet streak with the summium, I know that the Americans would be a very popular alcoholic but they could really get an extra 15 minutes worth of wine.
This is clearly accurate but its worse than inflation. Checkmate liberals.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo