Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy

I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him "I'm on a bleeder mate. You'll have to chuck it up me dumper."

innit?

Spaff on me minge

In her usual U.S. Pacific North-West accent: "I... don't know where that came from."

Bloody 'ell sis, your snatch is sound as a pound and your tits are soft as bubble and squeak!

I say, would you mind terribly if I asked you to deposit your vital essence deep inside one's bung? I think it would be rather a lark!

Nice try but sex isn't real blud.

Innit.

Me voa tragar un par de pepas sin receta
para durar toda la noche dandote por las guaretas!
Yo se que tu quiere que yo coseche
frijoles en salsa de leche.

"Uiyi Guaye" -- Calle 13

Whomever can translate that slang riddle verse will appreciate the last sentence and how it relates to spunking deep in a bean loving arse.

TALLY HO!

I'm not seeing a problem here.

Teeth

Actually hotter than any generic american english fake-sounding line.

I'd be into it.

Instant finish.

I'd spunk deep in her arse whats the problem? Ya fukken raycist!

One good fart will push me over.

Macaroni sounds are out.
Bean sounds are in.

I’m not into anal, but "in me arse" actually sounds hot on a word level.