Actually hotter than any generic american english fake-sounding line.
I read that as geriatric and instantly got a boner.
I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him "I'm on a bleeder mate. You'll have to chuck it up me dumper."
what good is a sword if it never tastes blood?
In der Regel hatten die Wikinger rote Bärte.
The bigger ones get dragged through the mud.
That's how you know she's classy.
Spaff on me minge
Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy
Thank you
*slaps nuts
Take a bow.
Imagine I just repeated that back to you in a really bad and exaggerated cockney accent, and adding afterwards "guvna!"
It’s all they have, as their entire society is so easily mockable. Give them a little pity.
Instant finish.
I'm not seeing a problem here.
I wonder if that's what Beyoncé really meant when she was going on about putting a ring on it
Anyway ahe's a keeper
Nice try but sex isn't real blud.
innit?
Fucking delicacy.
But have you ever actually eaten it? I'm going to say no because you wouldn't be throwing shade otherwise.
It looks exactly like most Indian food, brown goo is nice.
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
I’m not into anal, but "in me arse" actually sounds hot on a word level.
Tiocfaidh ár lá !
Ach ní inniu é.
In her usual U.S. Pacific North-West accent: "I... don't know where that came from."
Bloody 'ell sis, your snatch is sound as a pound and your tits are soft as bubble and squeak!
how's 'e commentin' on 'er minge if he's doin' 'er in the bum?
Finger inner innit
Innit.
Well as a gentleman that is when one must arrive. 🧐
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