chocolate covered jellybeans boiled in sugar and gumified

y'all're going about this all wrong, trying to come up with things that sound gross. the real strategy is to describe something you wish existed but doesn't. then if someone points out that it does, you "lose" by finding out about a food you would really like but were unaware of.

anyway, mine is coffee chocolate chip walnut ice cream (even though apparently op says new ice cream flavors don't count). so if anyone knows where I can buy coffee chocolate chip walnut ice cream, come own me so hard, I'll be devastated

Bitter Boys. Think Sour Patch kids, but instead of being coated in sour powder, it's extreme bitterness.

De-tangled cotton candy. Just a single razor thin thread of sugar like a mile long.

Nice try, Slugworth...

Honey butter aerogel with suspended almonds and pistachios in a dark chocolate cone.

Stir-fry flavoured ice cream.

I'm thinking a puff pastry roll filled with a minty sweet creamy filling and chocolate chips. That shit would be bomb, tell me it exists already so I can get some!

Nice try, Wonka

Phase-Order Candy Prism.

Picture a small edible prism made of ultra-thin layers of sugar glass and gelatinized starch, but the trick is in the internal structure of each layer contains flavor “micro-reservoirs” embedded in lipid membranes tuned to dissolve at different osmotic thresholds, not time.

I'm gonna shred some vegan chocolate and put it with tomato sauce on a lightly toasted flat dough, then stick it in the oven. Pizza with chocolate instead of cheese.

sulfur hexafluoride poprocks.

There's a good chance they'll still pop and sizzle a little bit, but the gas they release will cause your voice to lower.

I'm thinking of something like an asthma inhaler, but you don't inhale and instead of medicine being ejected when activated a fine powder of concentrated flavor comes out. The powder flavors your saliva for a few seconds to a minute. And, since rumor has it that 50% of taste is smell, it a complimentary scent will also be exposed when activating.

Tasty flavor treat with minimal or possible even 0 calories.

Chocolate Epstein files

Candy that smells like the house I grew up in specifically. Totally possible, but guaranteed not to exist. (Especially because there would almost certainly be no market for it, even including me)

Chocolate-coated tacks.

This is based off a candy in a book, that I can't tell if has ever been made:

Under its tamarind glaze, luscious pepsin-flavored nougat, chock-full of tangy candied cubeb berries, and a chewy camphor-gum center.

I could go for some mint chocolate syrup poured over vanilla ice cream. That would slap. Please make me lose.

avocado flavor bubblegum

Existential horror topped with whipped cream.

Silk worm cotton candy. Infuse the silk with sugar and flavors. Roll it into a ball and shove a stick in it.

I don't know other than to say that we need more savory candies for those of us who aren't into sweets. And crackers don't count.