In the Middle East: drones deliver to Amazon.

Lol. Lmao even.

The right Amazon is burning finally.

Thoughts and prayers

Damn thats crazy

Because that's what the news audience is interested in: the impact of the latest war on Amazon data centers. Which can be rebuilt and are owned by people with more than enough resources to do so endlessly.

Damn it! We specifically said not to attack those!

Okay. One more time! Here's the no-go list:

• xAI
• OpenAI
• Palantir
• Oracle
• Amazon
• Microsoft
• Google
• Meta

How hard is that!?!?

I mean.... Finally some good fucking news

If they can still repair it I guess more drones are needed

Fuck Amazon

I remember Bezos at the inauguration. He's spent millions on the administration, including the inaugural party and financing not only the first lady's documentary, but its positive reviews. All of them. And that's just the highlights; Bezos has given so much to promote this administration at every turn.

Glad to see this kind of multiplicative return on his investment. He is very literally getting the presidential experience he paid for.

Not a lot of anti-air defences at a data center. Maybe this type of protest should become more common...

In Soviet Russia, drone delivers to Amazon.

This is the free market at work

If they ordered them from Amazon does it count as a return?

Oh no that's terrible.

Anyway, who's up for pizza?

Oh no! 😬

Oh no! Anyways, it's gonna rain soon.

Fuck 'em.

...oh no...

They'll just lay off a bunch of people to cover the cost and have it rebuilt pretty quickly.

Lol

Oh know! Anyways...

Prices are going up.

Prayers