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[-] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 73 points 2 years ago
[-] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 years ago

I wish this was real. Just noticed the AI artifacting extending the grill of the truck on the right through his arm.

[-] bdonvr 15 points 2 years ago

Am trucker, also wish it were real. But that account is a shitposting fake truck stop account

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

It's real in our dreams at least

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[-] dangblingus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Also, the clearly fake truck in the middle ground.

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[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

It's not illegal to cross post!

[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

It will be when I'm elected.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Good. All these pissposters need to stop complaining

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 38 points 2 years ago
[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago
[-] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

What is drunk?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Just recycle please

[-] babyfarmer@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of "Mountain Dew" on their car.

He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker's piss bottle.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Bless your naive friend

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

I want to see the job posting for this position…

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Be the change you want to see

[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Ah you think piss is your ally? You merely adopted the piss jug. I was born in it, molded by it.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Pee the change you want to

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[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

That mascot suit looks like a heatstroke generator

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[-] MartinXYZ@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

"kids can get their picture taken for only $5" How much for adults?

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

If you bring a child it's free but if you come alone it's $9.99

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

What a deal! I'll take 100

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

👉👈 Uwu pissman

[-] Ritsu@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 2 years ago
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[-] Techmaster@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Everybody knows you're supposed to throw your piss jugs up into the trees.

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

You're supposed to empty them out the window as you drive.

Throwing the plastic out is just wasteful.

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You're talking about waste and in the same comment advising throwing out all that liquid gold?

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[-] dirtydan@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 2 years ago

Way of the road, Bubs.

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

Bruh I giggled like a fucktard when I saw “urine trouble” for some reason I found that hilarious

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

That’s what I say to my dumb dumb dog when he pisses on something. :p

[-] SandLight@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

He looks like he'd piss on something he's not supposed to. Give him lots of pats for me ok? I'm sure he's being his best self.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

He tries, bless the little fella.

I believe he tries.

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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I never towed banners myself, I went straight into instruction. But the guys pulling banners always talked about using a gatorade bottle half full of kitty litter.

Ya'll...don't use kitty litter?

You know it just occurred to me right this moment, but towing banners is advertising, and fuck advertising. Glad I never got into that racket.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Use wood pellets. Less smelly.

[-] Ibex0@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

It's the way of the road.

[-] CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

I need this guy on some of my job sites, I swear.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Piss Jug Man is with you, always.

[-] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

👉👈 Piss jug man is-iss always with me uwu aaa-always

[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I’ll photoshop myself into this one for free. It’ll take four hours to get it juuust right (because I suck at photo editing), but I’ll convince myself it was worth it because I saved $5.

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[-] downdaemon@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago

is this real because i love it

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 years ago

No, look at the shadow. It's AI generated.

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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Where's Shit Bag Man? 🤔

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Shit Bagman is feeling pretty crappy about all these dog poop bags in the park!

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

He's out for a dump

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

$5 well spent, can't put a price on piss memories

[-] squiblet@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I don't get why motherfuckers don't just pour it out and use the bottle again.

[-] Hubi@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

They're probably just idiots

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