lemme test drive one sec
oh man…
dude… some people are starting their lives… other people are ending them…
man… that's fucked. anyways you want a hit?
takes a hit
... This shit ain't nothing... I dont feel shit...
I...
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You know...
You park on a drive way.. drive on a parkway..
But you still walk on a walkway...
Why do noses run and feet smell?
Because i said so!
And park in a driveway!
but but but... You strut on a runway 
And yet if you have struts you taxi on a runway!
You smize on a runway, the strutting is incidental
The existence of a railway and a railing suggests the existence of a trainling.
We're all just atoms, yknow, and we're all so atomised, but, atoms can come together to make things
Ok maybe too profound gimme another hit
HARD
My 44 year old chef with a kid in high school just brought up the 'what if my orange is your blue?' Thing like he was the first guy to think of it last week and he's been mostly dead sober for years now. Glass of wine every bow and then guy. My conclusion has been that we have no way of knowing and it doesnt matter so who cares. Deep thoughts are easy as hell when you consider the who cares angle.
You hear a lot more birds than you see
You hear a lot more birds than you haven't
Our brains are just meat so what's stopping us from inventing meat computers?
How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
Damn, was I born addicted to it?
Oh yeah be careful tho, that shit will take over your whole life
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