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[–] 257 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Borders are trees covered in pee.

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    [–] 155 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    "Sorry sir, we have to deport you back to your impoverished, war-torn country, because wolves pee on trees".

    Very compelling.

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    [–] 111 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

    The modern notion of nation States, with clearly defined borders, and mechanisms of violence to enforce them, only arose around the 17th century.

    Wolves don't build border walls, have customs checkpoints, or leave refugees to drown in the Mediterranean.

    This isn't a "science meme", it's a falacious attempt to cloak reactionary rhetoric in the aesthetic garb of scientific rigor.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Only a half truth. Borders may have been loosely defined but they were absolutely defended with violence. You couldn't wander in and hunt in your neighbors woods, take their timber or set up a farm too close. Hell, sometimes they even had well defined natural borders or walls (see: Hadrian's wall, the great wall of China)

    Moving through an area in large numbers might draw a violent response and you might be coerced to leave if you spoke the wrong language or dressed the wrong way. If you were an unknown group of strangers they may well let your boat sink or leave you to starve outside their walls. Modern states have simply codified these reactions into law.

    Proto-states and the associated mechanisms developed extremely quickly once sedentary agriculture became dominant. If your entire livelihood is tied to a field of grain you no longer get to run or hide from conflict; controlling who can and can't get near it becomes imperative.

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    [–] 107 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Pretty sure their borders aren't made up of countries, taxes, and slavery.

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    [–] 106 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I know it's just a shitpost but it's so fucking stupid.

    It's comparing a home to a country. Like arguing "If you're so against borders, I'll just come into your house at any time." No, fuckface, there's a difference between personal space and (what should be) public land.

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    [–] 65 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    They overlap significantly. In addition to what's seen in the image, the wolves' territories will move around due to various conditions. There are no fixed lines that could be likened to states' borders, only vague areas that can be likened to respecting personal space. Compare the wolves' ranges with the white line indicating the national park border also seen in the image, which does not move around based on vibes.

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    [–] 60 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Animals are more civilised than Israelis it seems

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  • [–] 51 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    The top quote is refering to borders as a state construction. Nobody denies the existence of boundaries between things in general

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago

    those wolves don't cross borders those because they already have what they need, and avoid upsetting their neighbors. not because the other wolf built a fance and has an army that will kill him, and is forced to live in his territory and pay taxes so his territory can be protected ny an army that will kill any wolves that enter without permission.

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    [–] 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Yeah but we're not wolves 😄🏴

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    [–] 34 points 4 months ago (19 children)

    those aren't borders, those are territories arrived at by wolves interacting with each other and deciding to keep the peace. has nothing to do with formal borders imposed on us by states

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    [–] 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (19 children)

    I must have totally forgotten that I'm a Wolf. I've always thought that I'm a Human. Crazy. Good to know that now. But I want that Friedrich Merz pisses on all of them trees at the German Border, because thats how the natural way to mark ur territory just works. And everything from nature is always the perfect and correct bahaivor for everyone!

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    Exactly. Wolves are also one of the species that practice infanticide. Clearly there is no point in being better, and we should just replicate everything we see in nature.

    Whenever someone makes an appeal to nature, you know you're in for a treat.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    I pissed in my neighbor's garden, got his wife pregnant and then ripped apart his newborn with my bare teeth and now my neighbor just wanders in the communal parking lot. At first I felt like the bad guy but I feel a lot better now, because his wife snarls at him whenever he gets close to the house.

    Sometimes life surprises you.

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    [–] 31 points 4 months ago (13 children)

    Yes but humans are not wolfs. Each behave differently.

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  • [–] 21 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Primates also have territories, and chimps, one of our closest relatives, have wars over them.

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    [–] 29 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    It really bothers me when people use "fear" and "respect" interchangeably. This borders on that.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Am I allowed to immigrate across countries if I engage in a match of melee combat with the leader of said country and perform well? Murder optional.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago*

    You have my vote, melee matches to the death preferred. I think the first two matches should be Trump, then Bibi. Is there any way we can expand this to billionaires before filling out the rest of the tour agenda?

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Are we just gonna ignore the parts where they cross over?

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    [–] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I love how people call it natural when anyone but a human does something.

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    [–] 25 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Ok, sounds like we don't have to put so much energy into policing them then.

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    [–] 23 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I pee on things when I walk around the farm

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    [–] 22 points 4 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Is this meant to be serious?

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    [–] 21 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Cool, now overlap with the paths of migratory animals

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    [–] 19 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    In that case, is it even a border if people aren't frequently peeing all along it?

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    I only respect borders marked with urine

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    [–] 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    This is actually fascinating because it demonstrates a social construct created by animals. Not all animals have the same intelligence, and in nature intelligence is typically found among animals living in groups. It requires intelligence to live and cooperate with others. To me it seems that these animals actually used their intelligence to preserve socially constructed zones for the general good of multiple groups of wolves, likely by staying where the right smell is and not going where the wrong smell is. Hopefully none of the wolves discover the prisoner's dilemma and become a wolf emperor by suddenly invading and enslaving their unprepared neighbors.

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    [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    What my first 3d print looked like

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