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There should be a preferred voice pronoun (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 weeks ago by la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net
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like a pronoun thing in your bio, but it shows how you prefer your messages be read, like what voice in your head you should read my posts in.

in that you should read all my messages in the voice of a nerd and you should read them in a condescending tone.

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

If you're not reading this in the most insufferable "UM ACKTCHUALLY" voice you're doing me a grave harm

[-] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

character assassination

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I read everyone's comments like this.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Mine is like the sound of a million flies buzzing and the information is conveyed telepathically

[-] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine stalin but really high

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

All my comments should be read with the voice of Donald Duck

[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

saying everything like the elcor in mass effect

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

beanis

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 2 points 2 weeks ago

Best I can do is Gilbert Godfrey

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you. Hexbear is now 20x funnier when I imagine every post being narrated by Gilbert Godfrey.

[-] Diva@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

you need to read my posts with a teto voicebank or else i will take personal offense

this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2026
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