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like a pronoun thing in your bio, but it shows how you prefer your messages be read, like what voice in your head you should read my posts in.

in that you should read all my messages in the voice of a nerd and you should read them in a condescending tone.

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

If you're not reading this in the most insufferable "UM ACKTCHUALLY" voice you're doing me a grave harm

character assassination

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I read everyone's comments like this.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Mine is like the sound of a million flies buzzing and the information is conveyed telepathically

[-] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Imagine stalin but really high

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

All my comments should be read with the voice of Donald Duck

[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

saying everything like the elcor in mass effect

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 month ago

Best I can do is Gilbert Godfrey

[-] agentant@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Thank you. Hexbear is now 20x funnier when I imagine every post being narrated by Gilbert Godfrey.

[-] Diva@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

you need to read my posts with a teto voicebank or else i will take personal offense

this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2026
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