Newsflash dinky winky, she's petty bourgeois and you're a working class Revacholian, it was never going to work.
She found out my beanis was bigger and beanisier. Dw though, me and you are chill though. I'll help perform her 'wifely' duties on her behalf. This is how we cum together as a society.
hello sir it's me your wife
Stopped buying Pokémon cards
Oh I thought she left me BECAUSE of the pokemon cards
Joe Brandon
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Kidnapped by human traffickers, why are you posting here instead of trying to save her
You didnt give her enough of the bussy
Cock too big
Empathy too good
She never existed. The Puppet Master was actually manipulating you through your cyber brain, your marriage was just a simulated experience.
Idk let me ask her
She didn't leave, she's just hiding.
You smoke too tough. Your swag too different.
you didn't pet the loot bug
They killed a loot bug and they're not so proud about it but that doesn't excuse the act 😞
Too busy smoochin' owls
She’ll come back. She doesn’t know what she’s missing.
peekaboo gone wrong
Marriages typically are regarded as over when one party dies.
She was lookin for the xizz and you were givin her the splarf. Many such cases.
Her IQ is too low to understand flat earth theory and QAnon.
You thought April Fools only lasts for one day? 😏
she didnt leave you lol, she went out to get her chisel sharpened so she could finish your coffin
The guy she's with now owns several blue chip NFTs
She likes how I smell.
She forgor the way back home
Just to shake things up
Your pp is too big
She was making like a tree
And rooting
Your wife is a bisexual and also she will be back next week; how do I know that?
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