Just give them something normal humans dont know 8billion people. Their name will still likely be unique in their small network of people who know them.
Unless you have a super common last name, then just don't name your kids shit like Mike and John. I have friends in that position and while it's character building to have the same first name as someone in your class, it's really inconvenient to have the same first and last as someone in your class.
crystal methany, crystal methvin are names of 2 people who got in trouble for METH.
Utah moms need to remember. One day, Brightlynn, Ayngylle, and Keighleigh will be 90 year old patients, playing gin rummy in a nursing home.
You know what, the name should have everything:
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I'm going to name my kid "Khayzeighdynleigh Braxxtynleecyndynn Jhaydenzayholleighcynn" or
"Sir™ O'Mc'De La Von Der Saint Khayzeigh-Braxx "The Wyn" II½ Zyvdaxtholleigh-Wrayffcynn®-BRAXX 2.0 Esq. Jr. Sr. PhD. OBE. Lord Née Scorpio zu Khaydencynn-Holleighbraxx III¹⁰⁰ Baron Of Zaydenshire (silent B)"
Tell that to Marijuana Pepsi Jackson.
To be fair, Marijuana is an actual name, it's not what weed was always called, and it was often used as the preferred name by the US government because they wanted to characterize it as a Mexican racial trait.
if they were a midwestern parent, they think it would be clever by disgusing it as mary-jana.
People can change their names.
Cool, cool, shaming is always good... But seriously, what can a person do? It's not like there's a naming authority.
some nations do, Iceland springs to mind for example and I am sure there are others
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