Peruvians take this to another level. There's a professional soccer player named Osama Vinladen, and his brother is Sadam Huseín
There's a town mayor election where the candidate Lenin lost to...eventual winner named after THAT Austrian artist
Rise of the Leighs and Dens
Whisky Jones is a bad ass name though. That's either a porn star or a treasure hunter and I'm good either way
Whiskey Jones has a black belt and spent a little time as a stuntman back in the early 2ks.
He prefers beer these days.
crystal methany, crystal methvin are names of 2 people who got in trouble for METH.
You know what, the name should have everything:
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I'm going to name my kid "Khayzeighdynleigh Braxxtynleecyndynn Jhaydenzayholleighcynn" or
"Sir™ O'Mc'De La Von Der Saint Khayzeigh-Braxx "The Wyn" II½ Zyvdaxtholleigh-Wrayffcynn®-BRAXX 2.0 Esq. Jr. Sr. PhD. OBE. Lord Née Scorpio zu Khaydencynn-Holleighbraxx III¹⁰⁰ Baron Of Zaydenshire (silent B)"
Utah moms need to remember. One day, Brightlynn, Ayngylle, and Keighleigh will be 90 year old patients, playing gin rummy in a nursing home.
She'd love Germany. Those names would be illegal over here.
Then again the law also explicitly states that you can name your kid any name that's normal for your heritage. I guess that means an American would be able to name their kid Kitchenaid because it aligns with their traditions.
My wife and I have received several compliments just for giving both of our daughters normal, pronounceable names. Names I don't see very often anymore, but perfectly normal before 9/11 altered the timeline and made everyone unbearably stupid.
Same here. My wife and I also picked traditional timeless names that we both liked and know they will never get made fun of for them
Oh boy... These are real people.
Just in case anyone hadn't heard this one before: Abcde is pronounced "Absidy", which is more of a real name.
the parent who named was trying to say it that way to trigger people, shes full of it.
The site links a real source for each name but the commentaries on each one read like ai generated so i was skeptical.
Well, my daddy left home when I was three. Didn't leave very much to my mom and me. Except this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Now I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid but the meanest thing that my daddy ever did was before he left, he went and named me Sue.
That's a good point, Incubator
Hot take for Zambia and parts of Zim and Namibia. Names there are wild. Things you see, aspirations, etc. Even other African counties find it hilarious.
https://www.legit.ng/1097767-see-hilarious-names-zambian-namibian-parents-give-children-photos.html
I've personally met people named Nevers, as in short for "Never Again" having a baby. Also, Fuckson is a popular one. Even written in news.
Trevor Noah had old stand up about it.
There was an article about I believe a Nigerian researcher who had a record number of retractions due to misinformation on his articles. His name was Hitler Louis and his partner's name was Honest Benjamin lmao
Innocent Benjamin
And yeah, Hitler isn't an uncommon name in Africa. So is Elvis. They're names everyone knows, from famous people.
There was a golfer at Augusta national and her first name was Asterisk.
I wonder if their other children are named comma, semi colon, or parentheses?
Maybe Obelix and Idefix?
Its like a whole gneration hasn't listemed to Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue" ← (best Folsom Prison performance)
My name is Sue. How do you do? NOW YOU GONNA DIE!
Kitchenaid Whiskey Jones is an awesome name
My last name is Browning, like the gun manufacturer (distant relation). I used to joke that if I ever had boy/girl twins I would name them Colt Winchester (boy) and Biretta Glock (girl). I nearly got Colt for my youngest, but there were too many kids named Colton around.
I also really wanted to name my first son Charlemagne. This was because back in high school when we studied the Holy Roman Empire all the girls in class were talking about how Charlemange was such a beautiful sounding name. I figured that he'd have to put up with some shit growing up, but it would all pay off because not only would he wind up with a name that people loved to say, but he'd also be resilient and hopefully with a solid sense of humor.
My wife vetoed this nearly as soon as the ring was on her finger.
Jesus christ you're awful with names for your kids.
I hope you two didn't choose the name that has the beautiful meaning of "lightbringer" and end up naming one of your boys "Lucifer"
morningstar, apparently Samael is "venom of god" so that isnt a good one either.
Here's an idea, one should not name kids after characters considered bad or evil. EVEN IF IT COULD BE INTERPRETED MULTIPLE WAYS.
These haters are idiots.
I have firearms-oriented first and middle names, and it's fucking awesome. Instant cred with people usually suspect of others, AFAIK never a negative issue. If I had met a young woman named Biretta Glock in high school or college, I think we would have been forced by everyone in America to get married in the spot.
Charlemagne Tha God proves you right. Though that's also a great Tomboy girl name, with Charlene or Charley for short. See "The Long Kiss Good Night" for further validation.
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