Yes

Yes.

Facing away is my default position when not actively rinsing anything. Either half these comments are trying to be funny with their quips about washing their whole body or they take the faster showers in the world with no soak/relax time

Yes

You do know you can wash both sides, right?

I have a rain shower

It's quite wonderful

I’m like a rotisserie chicken in there

Yes.

Rotate like a pillar of shawarma

OP please tell me that you don't just wash one side of your body.

I spin right round like a record, baby.

I think people are vastly overestimating the amount of rinsing required for a shower. Scrubbing with soapy water is like 99.9% of the shower. You don't need a constant hose blast of fresh water to have enough water to do that and actually is probably removing the soap too early.

To answer the question, away because I'm not a sicko. But obviously turning to rinse when needed.

I rotate like a döner

Rotate. Why would you just wash one side?

Away, unless I'm stomping the turd down the drain, then I guess I'm facing towards it

I cling to the ceiling like a frightened cat.

Upside down so I get a good undercarriage wash.

I start facing and rotate as I wash different areas.

I tend to face away while soaping up, and I face the water when I'm rinsing off. I also shave in the shower, and I do that facing away.

Yes

I shower in the shower.

I sit. I close my eyes and tilt my head up, letting the drops fill my ears

Underneath? It's a "rain" shower, it doesn't matter how I stand.

I rotate like a rotisserie chicken.

Predominantly away, unless whatever cleaning I'm doing requires otherwise.

I turn around so both sides can get clean...

Depends what I'm scrubbing

I go up and down while spinning like a yo-yo