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[-] Batmancer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I wash my hands before touching my doodle, I work in a clinic and I do not want to touch myself with the things I’ve been touching that day even with gloves on.

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

I knew a guy who didn't eat anything spicy because he went to the bathroom right after eating spicy food.

Now I wash my hands 3+ plus times after eat something spicy and going to pee

[-] fermionsnotbosons@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago

lmao, this whole comment section is hilarious. everyone knows you should only pee and poop in the shower. that way you never have to wash your hands! #WAFFLESTOMP

[-] AnEye@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

I do 99 time out of 100, but imma point out that if I'm just urinating, I can go to the bathroom without touching anything but my belt loops. So what would be the reason to wash, if anything wetting hands would increase the chance of contamination.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Because peeing spreads around microscopic pee particles that go many places. Same for flushing after pooping squirts poop particles around.

IIRC, that luteral crap can spread around 2 meters of a toilet

[-] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

I strengthening my immune system

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[-] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago

Nah, just a bit of poop on my screen

[-] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

"I'm" typically not the one to spell check but you got a problem with your eye there

[-] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

Just pink eye

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[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago

I like tagging the people that think they have a good reason for not washing their hands. It's fun seeing them in the wild.

[-] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 14 points 2 days ago

Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.

I’ve never understood not wiping.

I have on occasion not washed my hands if the soap available is too harsh because I have incredibly sensitive skin, but I carry hand sanitizer for those times.

[-] AnEye@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later.

Well, you see, I can go DAYS without anyone putting their face near my crotch.

[-] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 1 points 21 hours ago

Days? Gotta get that up to years/decades.

[-] mimavox@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago

Exactly! If you don't wipe, you'll end up with piss droplets in your underwear.

[-] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

and it fucking smells.

[-] Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I eat lunch with literally grease on my fingers.

[-] Coconut1233@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I usually do, but when I don't - because I didn't piss on them

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Maybe not but you probably still peeled your dick off your sweaty balls.

[-] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Nah they still stuck together shower will get them

[-] mub@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

The door handles and surfaces in public toilets are not clean either. It is not just your own piss that matters.

[-] Coconut1233@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

True, but you still touch the same handle after washing your hands

[-] mangobanana@discuss.online 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

No that's why you use a paper town (supposed to say towels, stupid autocorrect) to open the door

I prefer paper villages myself

[-] mangobanana@discuss.online 1 points 5 hours ago

Lol towels, dammit towels stupid autocorrect

[-] mub@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Yes that is an issue. Personally I avoid touching handles in public toilets without some tissue in my hand. I usually grab some on my way out.

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[-] Little_mouse@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago

The people who don't wash their hands seem to believe that the only reason to wash is if they get pee on themselves.

I have to imagine they only bathe if they pee their pants or something.

They don't seem to have a problem with people touching their genitals or dirty surfaces and then immediatly handling other people's food, shaking hands, or sucking on their fingers.

[-] Shimitar@downonthestreet.eu 13 points 2 days ago

I only wash my clothes if pee or poop myself....

I think I washed my clothes last time last decade? That was a waste! But you know, better safe than sorry!

/s

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The answer is exactly what you think it is: laziness.

[-] fluffy8192@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I'm vegan. My poop is actually cleaner than the rest of the world

[-] Father_Redbeard@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

For the people that say their junk is clean from shower, do y'all not get swamp crotch like at all? Just stays clean and dry down there all day no matter what? Lucky bastards if so, but I find that highly unbelievable. And no errant droppage after going? Resheath and "oh no! Strays hit the ultra clean barrier!"?

[-] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

do y’all not get swamp crotch like at all?

And now a word from our sponsor "Sheath Underwear"

lol sorry this just reminded me. Also, I wash my junk before sharing it

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[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

I also wash before I go, because your junk has it's own ecosystem. So, what ever is in your daily surroundings doesn't belong downstares and what ever is in your downstairs doesn't belong in your daily surroundings.

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[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sometimes I do it before, not after, because UTI. Hands are dirtier than any other part of you, generally speaking. Usually after, but it's just an opportunity to wash my hands in general - I don't really think touching toilet paper to my pussy is going to get my hands dirty. So yeah, I wash my hands because it's a convenient time to do that.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Because I believe my actions in the "third" act will more accurately define how much of a monster I truly am.

[-] atropa@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago

You guys have a bathroom ?

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