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[–] 71 points 5 months ago (1 child)

Self driving and won't run against a roadnunner fake tunnel

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  • [–] 52 points 5 months ago (13 children)

    So 1 horsepower or .5 horsepower?

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  • [–] 37 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    Can I blame inflation for this?

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  • [–] 36 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    ~99% of horses are 1 horsepower, there's just one horse from Nevada who was locked in a barn during those nuclear tests in the 50's putting the others to shame.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I mean… Technically, you can blame anything you want for anything.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Okay i'm going to need some help figuring out how to blame Obama for this though. I already got the cork boards and yarn ready

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)
    • Obama got elected in 2008
    • the common abbreviation for the year 08
    • Obama is the first black President
    • 08 - 1 = 7
    • average horse has 7 horsepower

    Source: Math

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    in some European countries we have a special kind of horsepower that's called the "tax horsepower" (cheval fiscal, symbol CV in France), or "what kind of eldritch formula do we need to transform that unit into a vehicle classification tool for tax purposes".

    We've had several formulas, and the current one has come around to being kind of an actual (rounded) power unit. Previous ones involved carbon dioxide levels, gearbox efficiency and whether you're using gasoline or diesel.

    So if I am applying one of those, I believe a horse has exactly NaN CV.

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  • [–] 35 points 5 months ago* (13 children)

    inb4 beep runs this through an ai slop machine and removes author attribution

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Those of us who have them blocked will never know!

    Oh right, the constant army of newly-created alts... (bc "no" just means "try harder" to some)

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I mean it's literally machine learning. Every time it's blocked it learns that it was detected as human and then tries again.

    Lemmy needs a shadow ban function for these accounts

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Maybe, but the mere fact that Reddit has it predisposes me to shy away from that solution 🀣

    Bc fuck spez!

    (you might be correct though)

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago* (4 children)

    I reported a few of their things these last few days. They got banned or had a ton removed.

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    I guess?

    Beep even had that new account now and made their own community for comics and the only role is no watermark lol.

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    [–] 28 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Centaurs have two rib cages

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Would they have two sets of dongs also? Human dong in the front and horse dong in the back? Like some sort of dong mullet?

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    This one might actually have working FSD.

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    [–] 15 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Isn't that slavery? Or is the centaur only selling rides?

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

    First we have to consider if apply the human rights to centaurs, if not is just pet/own relationship

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    They are clearly stable strain beast men, so it's closer to indentured servitude. So slavery with extra steps.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    Β£15,000 for a new car?

    I wish

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Technically zero emissions… just questionable horsepower πŸ˜‚

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Hello.

    Though I'm not taking you onto the HOV lane.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago*

    They bought more of an amalgam, or a chimera, which is a different kind of mythological beast, but also a general term for part of one thing joined to a very different other thing.

    A hybrid would be something like a mule: A cross between a male donkey and a female horse

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