Sub energy

This is why we have to tell you to drink water

I hate monster with a passion. I drink water, seltzer and tap, and coffee and that only bc I got addicted (working on replacing that with a tea addiction)

im pretty sure the monster thing was a guerilla marketing thing, even in the early days of boymoder culture on /lgbt/ it would always be an extremely high def image of monster in the memes

I'm beggin you... Please.. drink water... Please... For the love of god... Drink water...

the white one is vegan btw

pink sugar free monster is a thing?? I need to try it oml

My flirting with becoming (realizing she is?) nonbinary AFAB partner loves the hell out of Monster Ultras. This makes much more sense now lmao.

Gotta come clean, I hate energy drinks. Does this mean I gotta turn in my trans badge and trans gun?

for like a month they had a ginger beer flavor of monster that was sold only at certain gas stations and convenience stores and it was the greatest thing i've ever tasted

aah so it was my lack of energy drink consumption that turned me nonbinary then...

I always just get too anxious when i drink these

There's these V8 vegetable juice masked with fruit juice canned cocktails with a fraction of the caffeine per can; just enough to perk me up and give me some focus but without the anxiety and other unpleasant side effects. I recommend them.

Real talk: get caffeine pills. You get a pure and controlled dose at a much lower price per pop.