This sentence is full of words put together that I never thought that I would ever read in my entire life. And yet, here we are.
https://lemmy.world/post/44888767
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lol I didn’t know this existed. Thank you, I’ve got a new community to subscribe to
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I never remember how to properly format links on here, and I do not get why the share button for communities doesn't have the option to format it like this. At least not on jerboa.
That's a good question. I'm on browser, and it's the same limitation. I wonder if it's something inherent in Lemmy?
I take it you haven’t been to Tijuana?
The Aristocrats!
uh yeah doc... imma keep the cancer, thanks.
Ask your doctor if Porkkake is right for you!
No need to ask. I know it is 🤤
Theres a couple of religions and some vegans that are gonna love this
Vegans never mention pleasuring animals, only harming them
Good for both of them. *claps
The real achievement is the scientists who managed to get a mouse to blow a pig. If you got Nobel prizes for effort, that's a prize nomination right there.
Nomination for a (p)Ig Nobel at very least.
They come a lot, so it’s gonna be cheap
Babe please, I promise it's medicinal
You're saying I could fix my painful right eye if I let a hog come on my face? Hmm.
They better work for that 45 minute petite mort!
I’d cum for cancer
There was a comedian 20 years back that asks if science could check if blow jobs could cure cancer. Well now we know.
Ugh... I hate getting cum in my eye, tho. It feels weird. Like someone punched me in the face and not the normal kind of sting that something in your eye gives.
Glad I'm not a cancer mouse.
Yes yes. But it's it halal?
Mouse doctor: So, I've got good news and bad news.
Whoever believes this: they saw you coming.
Can humans use their own? Jerk off in this cup so I can fabricat you an elixir sounds so fantasy.
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