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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lmfao I thought maybe Peterson shared the photo himself, with some edgy statement about the horrors of communism

Nope, just some random redditor saw him there. I would never stop laughing if that happened to me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the marx bust making him rethink it all

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Damn those communist double D's

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This can't be real, he's not even dressed like a c-tier Batman villain

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

He gave a presentation in London on November 1 at the ARC conference. The photo was uploaded to reddit on November 3.

Jordan Peterson said on the Joe Rogan Podcast that his suit is designed by a company called LGFG. If you go to LGFG's website and look at the suits that they designed for Jordan Peterson, the first suit in their slide show is the same suit as the Marx photo.

I know you are making a joke. I wanted to try to confirm that the photo is real.

https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/7a15b0b1-c16d-4b6c-bd88-6c5689db37da.png

https://lgfgfashionhouse.com/en/catalog/jordan-peterson-book/

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Holy shit. So he didn’t even follow the pandering advice of this company that designed his outfits? Because he got it completely wrong compared to the catalog.

It’s hilarious that these sigma males need someone else to dress them though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why does the suit description have a picture of a lobster instructing you to stand up straight? Everything about him would make more sense if Peterson was a lobster-man.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you look at the full catalog on the designer website, there are images printed into the jacket linings of each jacket. I think it's really tacky.

Jordan Peterson is a lobster man. He says that lobsters fight each other to establish hierarchy and that humans are the same, so humans are lobsters. The man has destroyed his brain with benzos.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I realized after looking again that it was the jacket liner, this company is so absurd and ugly and they probably make massive profit, wtf haha. If he has a long history of benzo use that makes a lot more sense, how many like him are literally suffering from brain damage? I don't mean to sound ableist, you can do great things with a disability, but if he legitimately believes what he says how can there not be something wrong with his rational/logical centers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

most of his academic lectures are about rats and they are MUCH weirder than the shit he says about lobsters

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But still has his charactheristic bad sense of style

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He's Canadian. Have you seen their tuxedos?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Unrelated to the joke but he fucking wore a tuxedo when he went on Joe Rogan lmao.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I hope he’s colorblind because nothing matches. The blue jeans are way too casual if you’re going for the blazer-jeans look. Then the shoes are the wrong brown, and the mint-green shirt is entirely out of left field.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

Reminder that Karl Marx's giant head tomb is installed directly across from Herbert Spencer's grave. Spencer was kind of like the Jordan Peterson of his day, an insufferable liberal who never read stuff, and he'd have posting wars with Marx in the newspaper. He coined the term "survival of the fittest" and was partially responsible for creating social Darwinism.

Now he's installed across from Marx's much more famous grave for all eternity. RIP bozo

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Peterson: Beta stance, cock shame.

Statue Marx: Titan confidence, tombussy facing the world.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's 1:1 sizing btw. Marx's head was really that big.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or maybe JP is just really small? thonk

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

beef-based smoll bean

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Depicted: Jordan Peterson reading more theory than you.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I'll have you know I've read at least two pages of Das Kapital!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

If I ever visit Marx's grave, I will lay mycorrhizal mushrooms at the base of it.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Those jeans tho lmfao!!! My man showed up at the youth pastor convention and got dunked on!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can someone cooler than me please tell me what the fuck this means, I've been wearing the same three pairs of cargo shorts for the last 40 years

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

No worries, cargo shorts are forever in style because of the incredible practicality.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Lol, yeah! What I mean by it is that youth pastors seem to have a style of sports coat with jeans, but they usually have them quite a bit more fitted and sometimes a bunch of embellishments. Kermit here is rocking with a baggy/relaxed/carpenter cut jean. Style is subjective of course, but I don't think the combo is working for him and I just imagined a bunch of catty youth pastors dunking on his fit.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

If you look closely, you can see he's crying.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Can’t believe they killed the black epstein feed the same day

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Who is that Kermit-looking motherfucker?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That's not Jordan Peterson. His jacket is normal