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Would this plan work?
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lol haven’t seen this meme in a long time
A new US startup company has announced a funding round for AI designed cargo submarines as a potential solution for the Iran Energy Crisis. The designs will be commissioned for construction via one of the 5 largest shipbuilding companies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_largest_shipbuilding_companies
Source for the sub thing?
How long would it take to build a submarine, Michael? 5 days?
AI designed cargo submarines
Oh my god American century of humiliation goes hard
Century of Hallucination
AI designed
i misread this as "ai piloted" at first but it turned out it's even stupider
submarines, famously invulnerable to mines
These are gonna be AI designed
So they'll be non-euclidean and walk on the sea floor with 67 legs, each with more toes than the last
Okay but you have to admit that'd be sick af
Also that's a 10 year old list, I wonder how many of the top 5 are Chinese now?
ngl idk why nobody's thought of just chucking the oil barrels in at the start and fishing them out with a big net at the end. Surely Iran can't bomb every oil barrel.
Just freeze the oil into a giant block and float it down the straight.
I think it's worth a shot.
We need just about 10 billion people to pull this caper off.
And only 9.999 billion will die
Luelinks is still leaking somehow
I think its canceled out by climate change sea level rises.
this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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