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Trump can't even end his own bowel movements, it just randomly starts, leaks, and stops. I am sorry, but expecting him to control anything when he can't control his own bowels is an awfully big ask.
Sleep now in the bed you shit on.
Well, now we all know what happens when you make a felon rapist pedo the most influential person on the planet.
It is pretty endable. We just give them our republican leaders and any democrat leaders that were in favor.
There will be some sort of financial reimbursement.
Might be able to spin it around and offer college admission to their students to help bridge the damage.
Operation Payback: rounding up all political leaders who allowed this to happen and shipping them to Iran and letting them deal with punishment.
Considering they have been shipping innocents around the world to be locked up in prisons without due process, they kind of deserve it.
Honestly I believe Iran would accept:
- Full sanctions relief
- Return to IAEA inspections
- Pinky-promise not to attack again
- Fake reparations program spread out over 30 years
The alternative is:
- The US is evicted from the Persian Gulf
- The US fucks off from Iraq, and Iraq gets an Iran-friendly government
- Bahrain gets regime change
- All goods through the strait are now controlled by Iran
The worse/better alternative is:
- Pipelines and refineries in the Arabian nations go boom
- All US/Israel trade through the Red Sea is blocked
- US is starved out of Djibouti
- Iran gets a nuclear weapon and says they're going to "test it" on Tel Aviv unless Netanyahu sucks a donkey dick on OnlyFans
Choose wisely, pedophile scum
Onlyfans? Maybe pay per view
We could even throw in a FIFA peace price!
"Wars begin when you will, but they do not end when you please" - Niccolo Machiavelli
The man isn't even able to prevent himself from shitting his pants.
The only thing « they » won is a larger distraction from the Epstein files of a pedophile president.
Yeah real odd the timing of this attack is the same day they released evidence of him diddling kids...
they released evidence of him diddling kids
They did?! WTF? Why isn't it all over the news?
War in iran
Does anyone have a link to the evidence? I have a few family members that really need to see it.
That would be funny if it were not for all the dead people he will create as a result.
Calling it now, when striking military targets fails to get surrender, we will switch to war crimes, Israel and then the US will start hitting water, food, and transportation infrastructure.
The only way to get victory from this war is genocide.
We blew up a school. It was war crimes from the start.
right out of the gate!
You're about 2 weeks too late for that, US&Israel have committed multiple war crimes already.
Uh, y'all already all in on that.
And we know the Zionists are intensely relaxed about perpetrating genocide.
They already have been. I know that at least one water desalination plant was hit. Civilian fuel infrastructure has been hit. The US openly stated they're going to try to cripple their industrial capacity. Seems the US has adopted Israel's Dahiya doctrine which targets civilian infrastructure. I think Trump said once the US is done there will be nobody left to surrender...
“At some point I don't think there will be anybody left, maybe to say ‘we surrender.’ They’re being decimated.”
- Donald Trump
Because bombing a school isn't a war crime in the US. It's just a Tuesday
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Correction: the war Netanyahu started, and Trump followed along with
EVERY war ever fought was going to be over in a month with an overwhelming victory, and yet, it NEVER happens.
Except in the first US gulf war, back in the early 90s. (Kuwait was attacked by Iraq. The USA spent months preparing and then three days attacking. Then stopped when Iraq surrendered.)
Or the fall of the USSR. (Happened in about a month, no major fighting.)
Or the Russian annexation of Crimea.
It isn't that short military exercises never yield results. It's that wars persist until both attacker and defender believe peace is the best tactic.
The USA bombing a country for whom fighting the USA is essentially their national myth is possibly the dumbest thing that my country has ever done.
This dude started presidency with zero major crises, and has created at least three.
And all he had to do was make life less soul-crushing economically, and people would have gladly lined up behind him to support anything he wants to do, no matter how awful.
But they're not. They're poor and starving, so he's losing everyone, including his own coalition.
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Iran gets a vote.
And that's it. This war is going to at least last through November because Iran now wants to hurt Donald politically.
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