Event_Horizon

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

Exactly. And this isn't even the first time he's said it!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

I hear that storing sensitive government documents in bathrooms is totally cool and not prosecutable. So he could just do that.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

There's no way to block 100% but if they went full "fire wall of America", they could block enough to the 80% of people who don't know how to use a vpn, it would look like they're doing something.

And then you get the added bonus of blocking all those nasty foreign websites talking about freedom, democracy, equal rights and more!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I love having wasps around my garden. They fly around my veggies picking off any caterpillars they see, I don't even use pesticides because the wasps do such a good job keeping the populations low.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's actually no evidence the pitcher was ever using a ball. And based off all the information provided it seems likely the pitcher has been throwing babies the entire game!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Huh. Well Mars is out thanks to Elon. So I guess I'll see you on Titan or Europa. Both are kinda toxic yet still less toxic than Trump.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

For the world or America? 🤔😂

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

It's a fucking terrifying thought. I'm not even American but the thought of the (now) power mad and vengeful Trump being in charge of the most powerful military on the planet, backed by project 2025...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (9 children)

Ya know I realise this is complete conspiracy theory.

However, I'm still willing to give a 2-5% chance that if Trump gets back into power, within the last 12-18 months of his presidency he'll declare a special operation into North Mexico to 'secure the border', 'stop the illegal immigrants' and 'remove the drug cartels'.

Then he'll claim it's too dangerous to hold the election, or not appropriate, or whatever excuse because of the special operation. And then he'll postpone the election with the approval of the SC as a presidential duty and therefore not illegal.

And I know this is insane but every time I ask myself "would trump attempt something like this?" The answer is always "yes"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bruh where's my car?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So what you're saying is, he needs to add nipple holes!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

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