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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago

Nobody wonders what happened to me, so it's the same.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 42 points 2 months ago

The government do. They want to know if you owe taxes

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Thank you, government 🛐

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago

No, seriously, what the hell happened to you to make you like this?

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

i actually wonder about all the robocalls i used to get, don't miss them tho

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

If someone picks up or rejects the calls, I'm more likely to call them back

[-] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

Neither will the companion cube, because you killed it

[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

That's because it fucking stabbed me in the back!

[-] Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 months ago

This is why Duolingo is a better friend than ChatGPT

[-] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago
[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 21 points 2 months ago

Neither will my parents, but that’s a different story. On the other hand I can spend 30 seconds walking to the end of my driveway and back to retrieve my mail and my dog thinks my return is the second coming. Pick those you invest yourself in wisely.

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Preach. Surround yourself with people/living beings who appreciate you

[-] kboos1@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago
[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago

r/myboyfriendisai users in shambles

[-] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 months ago

Goddamn, ofc its real

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 11 points 2 months ago

Maybe not, but it will confidently say it knows exactly what happened.

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It won't be what actually happened, but it'll say something.

[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 7 points 2 months ago

Great now you’re gonna give some tech bro an idea

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Th..thank you. sniff 😢 I’ve been such a fool!

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Fucking hell, you're right!

I mean, I've never used an AI chatbot, and even I know you're right.

this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2026
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