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I haven't shit in 3 years and my brain is mothballed from addiction.
I am incredibly gay for being attracted to curvy women. Also muscular women. Plus slender women. And all women. I am a lesbian.
Based
Women are just really good ok
Absolutely
GIRLS
this is true. I used to think that any woman whose weight was in the 3 digits to be morbidly obese until a cop pointed a gun at my head and screamed at me until i said she was beautiful. this was literally a page from animal farm btw
~~I mean depending on their height 3 digits typically is morbidly obese which requires a BMI of 40. The problematic aspects of BMI aside, the thing I want to highlight is that morbidly obese does not contradict being beautiful. Both can be true.~~
He obviously meant 3 digits in pounds. My bad.
(I probably should have specified 3 digits in pounds but that made it too verbose to be funny)
No that's my bad, I should consider that the person I'm replying to is using imperial units on an English website.
I think they mean pounds lol.
Half of reactionary theory is telling everyone what you jack off to
Or telling everyone how you and your son have Bluetooth enabled chastity cages that tell the other when you tried to get hard so you can make sure someone is holding your penis accountable at all times
Check out the typical metric spike in scary-evil-otherfied-black-man-taking-your-waifu "cuck" porn consumed in any city hosting a GOP convention.
Or how many 4chan weebs will foam at the mouth about how much they hate trans people but also can't shut up about their (CW: transphobic fetish slur)
porn fantasies.spoiler
"futa"
authoritarian tolerance is an incredible phrase on its own, but especially in this context.
guy literally has a giant platform and is not censored in the slightest. but since there is some portion of the population NOT celebrating every crank-ass fart he makes with his mouth, that's obviously censorship. i hope he has a seizure in public and diarrheas himself and everyone around him, live.
We will be monitoring this post closely citizen.
Don't worry I'm on an all raw red meat diet and benzos, cleaned my room, and I hate women, so I WON'T be having sex. Thank you very much officer.
Then shoot, Judge. You will only destroy the flesh. /j
This is how 
shoots. 
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
I have a permit 
No amount of authoritarian tolerance will stop me!
sports illustrated still exists?
they still do a bikini and bodypaint issue?
it's woke somehow?
weird.
Its amazing how certain groups/publications/etc can 100% maintain course, never changing their core behavior. One day just put a thick girl in there because to the people at this publication they're like "ye she's hot, lotta dudes talkin about thicc girls lately, lets throw her in"
And with this unchanged course, find themselves bouncing between lines in the culture war, suddenly they're "woke" for objectifying women exactly how they objectified them 20 years ago when extremely thin was considered the go-to "sexy".
Im incredible gay
Good.
Bruh I would melt if a girl like this even gave me the time of day, this guy has no idea what attractive is when he's the biggest pussy repellent known to Man
I wish every [JORDAN PETERSON] a very much [FENTANYL PRESSIE]
Is there a benzo equivalent to fentanyl? That seems more his speed.
i forgot about this
also shes my type 100% im going full cartoon wolf mode ova ere
more manufactured controversy to distract the easily distracted
I member this. Good to keep sharing though, 1. Cuz she's fine. 2. He has female fans, unbelievable as it is and it's good for them to be reminded what an ugly person he is. He really had to go "not beautiful". What a jerk
Sorry.
Libs, both scratched and unscratched, please at least try to stop delivering messages in a smug sorry-not-sorry passive-aggressive format. 
pocket fent 🌬
bruh she's clearly beautiful (and i hope she's gay)
ok fine jordan your loss lmao she's actually very beautiful
"This doesn't look like an anime girl. Blech."
14 year old weeb or JPB? You decide.
These guys would crank one out to an emaciated holocaust surviver and call them obese