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[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Reads like greentext

[-] mrnobody@reddthat.com 150 points 1 week ago

I don't believe it... Moving a welcome mat when the guy has a camera doorbell? C'mon...

[-] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago

Even the trash cans. Just...put the trash cans in actual view of the camera? How would you buy a camera just to watch your trash cans and then not actually watch the trash cans with it?

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No, you're overthinking it. Say the cans are on the opposite side of the house from where op is. If he crosses in view of the front door, he'll (op) be spotted. So he goes through the backyard instead for access to the cans.

He's (op neighbor) not buying a camera and pointing it straight at the cans from the property fence or something.

[-] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago

Exactly, signal jam the cheap way. 👍 Most people don’t realize you can set this up in the breaker box lol. But I’m a stinker.

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[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

Easy solution, jam the wifi signal while moving the mat. Added benefit of making them more concerned that the house is haunted. If the houses are close enough (likely, hoa so suburbs) you could just hook it to a basic wall-wart timer that actives at 3 and deactives at 3:05, and have it + jammer plugged in at the closest outlet to neighbors front door. Ring doesn't have a wired ethernet version to fix this vulnerability.

...why are you looking at me like that?

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah, good idea. Commit a felony offense to cover the tracks of your late night trashcan shenanigan...

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

It's only bad if you get caught

🌌 🧠

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

There are radio nerds out there who are extremely interested in RF noise and will absolutely triangulate and report a signal jammer.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Well now we have to move the trash cans of two houses I guess

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[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

You guys are no fun

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[-] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

I have a Google doorbell and it's night vision is terrible. I've taken the garbage to the curb during the winter when it's the darkest and the doorbell didn't register anything not the noise not the motion. Even knowing what I was looking for I barely show up in the video feed, it looks like a ghost.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

it looks like a ghost

Even better

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[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not HOA but similar. I was living in a different city during covid. The city closed the outdoor parks in the poor and working class neighborhoods, the rich folk parks remained open.

They started to wrap the swings at the park around the top bar. I'd unwrap them each day and that went on for about two weeks. Then they went to zip tying the swings together so they couldn't be used. So I would cut the zip ties each day. This went on for another few weeks. Then they brought a sign post and a sign saying the park was closed and using the swings was prohibited. I dug the sign post out and threw it in the woods. Then they chained the swings together with a pad lock so I went to harbor freight and bought very heavy duty bolt cutters and lopped the chain off. That daily chain lopping lasted a week or two then they just took the swings away. I debated about buying swings and attaching them but figured the gambit went on as long as it should have and called it. I had fun.

Meanwhile the whole time the kids in the rich neighborhoods could swing to their daily content.

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

I love it. Perhaps it would have been more effective to just do whatever they did to the swings at the other parks? Either way it's good stuff

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

My park was close to my house and it was closed by ordinance, the other rich ones were not. There is no difference in the parks at all other than the property values in the neighborhoods in which they sat. I wasn't going to go to city hall and complain since the mayor and council people were all from the rich neighborhoods. Rule of law is downwards in our class based society.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

The difference in the swings in the other parks were that they were surrounded by rich people

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[-] DeadPixel@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

Good effort! Hopefully some of the local kids got to enjoy the swings after your heroics each day, & that the council/city eventually put them back after restrictions loosened again.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

They did eventually, I think it took more than a year. It was ridiculous.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 63 points 1 week ago

Blind spot so big the cans are there too which defeats the purpose of the camera. Got it.

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Someone who reports people's trash cans to the HOA so they can be fined for it probably aren't someone who understands camera angles.

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[-] socsa@piefed.social 59 points 1 week ago

Imagine being so fucking basic you care about trash cans being visible from the street.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 week ago

Its not about the trash cans, its about making sure your neighbours know YOU are calling the shots. If it wasnt the trashcan it would have been the grass a half-inch too high, or the paint on the door chipped slightly, or gravel leaving the premises, or dirty windows.

[-] Canconda@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
  • grass too tall

  • didn't respect mah athoriteh

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[-] OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago

These are creative writing exercises on reddit. It's gotten a million times worse since LLMs.

[-] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

A LLM that does not understand that you can’t avoid being seen by a ring camera by ‘approaching from a blind spot. ‘

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 20 points 1 week ago

I mean its perfectly conceivable for any camera to have a blind spot. The lens can only see so much. Heck given its a Ring camera its almost certainly on a wireless connection so its trivial to briefly disrupt the connection if you're okay with violating FCC regulations

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[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

The term Gaslighting gets thrown around a lot, but if this story were actually real it would be the perfect modern day example of it.

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[-] statelesz@slrpnk.net 34 points 1 week ago

HOA are such a crazy concept. There is no such thing in Europe.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 24 points 1 week ago

Of course there are home owners associations in Europe. They're just not crazy.

[-] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago

Am in US. I will NEVER own a house with an HOA. NEVER

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[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 27 points 1 week ago

I'm a little confused how OOP is moving the welcome mat without triggering the camera. Though I'm sure this story is $100% real.

[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

OOP edited it to clarify

EDIT: since people keep asking about the ring camera - the welcome mat is by his side door. camera points at the driveway. but i'm not taking chances so i bought the same ring camera model and spent a month testing angles in my own house. there's a 2 foot blind spot if you approach from the left hedge. 10 second delay before recording starts. i can be in and out in 8 ;)

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[-] deacon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

This would be me if I ever moved to the suburbs in an HOA, which I would never do on purpose.

I am enraged by proxy at the very existence of HOAs even though I have never been part of one or indeed interacted with an HOA or even (knowingly) a member of one. I just hate them for existing.

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

I have had some shitty HOAs and I now live in a home with no HOA for a reason. Fuck those overbearing shitheads.

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[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago

Shit Americans will do instead of just abolishing HOAs.

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

They've creeped into Canada. I always call people who voluntarily join an HOA authoritarian morons.

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[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

This should be green text.

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[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

🤌 the fact that you went through the effort to make that text green, too

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[-] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Fake but still kind of funny.

[-] ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

Anybody have any neighbor revenge tips? As in my neighbor is a fucking psycho who tried to break into my house, but is also rich, so he paid a lawyer and got a hand slap?

Obligatory, ACAB and fuck America. Can’t wait to take a position overseas again.

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[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I'd rather live in a cardboard box behind a wal-mart than in an HOA.

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