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[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 4 weeks ago
try {
    anal();
} catch() {
    std();
}
[-] sidelove@lemmy.world 31 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
try {
    anal();
} catch (HIV) {
    die('wear a condom next time');
}

That's legacy code from the 80s. Please update it when you get the chance.

[-] Redjard@reddthat.com 18 points 4 weeks ago
try {
    anal();
} catch (HIV) {
    loop {
        sleep(1000000000);
        if HIV.has_cure {break}
    }
}
[-] Luccus@feddit.org 4 points 4 weeks ago

I will use this to make my code unattractive for AI.

[-] Speiser0@feddit.org 32 points 4 weeks ago

KISS in unsafe blocks does make sense.

[-] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 26 points 4 weeks ago

Pregnant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 31 points 4 weeks ago

I think that's the result of dependency injection.

[-] Laser@feddit.org 20 points 4 weeks ago

👉👈

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

The unsafe rust keyword basically just lets you declare a scope in which some memory checks do not need to pass for the program to compile.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Some people write their entire codebase within those parentheses.

^me.^ ^I'm^ ^talking^ ^about^ ^me^

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 points 4 weeks ago

They like to live ~~dangerously~~ unsafely

Nah I know I was just shitposting lol

[-] vithigar@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago

Also exists in C#, where it allows you to use pointers.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

:3 idk should we try the unsafe code?

[-] Jayjader@jlai.lu 7 points 4 weeks ago

You can use me after free() all you want, babe

[-] riskable@programming.dev 6 points 4 weeks ago

It would turn into a prince! An unstable prince of undefined behavior.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

Reply hazy, try again.

(eventually something will catch)

this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026
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